IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Ellas gorgeous!

This is definitely off the normal love island script! Maya in already?

Thats a twist and a half..

Plonking my butt round the fire pit to catch all the gossip.

did they do all girls/boys first last year? i don’t remember them mixing up at the start.

I’m in…for now. It’s past it’s sell by date I think though.

Women in their 40's and 50's talk about bingo?!?

Checking in!

Sexist little prick. I'm nearly 55 and I've never talked about bingo in my life!

Mitchell is the spit of Luca…

Well Mitchell is chuffed with that. Andre doesn't look too thrilled...

I knew he reminded me of someone!

Checking in to place mark. I will probably watch it on catch-up tomorrow.

Every year I say I’m not going to watch it! I’m always annoyed at how set-up it is, the producer manipulation and the boring pointless bombshell choices who go in and change absolutely nothing (which seems very intentional)

Yet I always end up watching! Mainly for the mumsnet thread, the memes, Love Island Twitter and not feeling left out in work conversations.

Rude!
Mind you, I am doing a puzzle while watching this.

Why do the girls still all look the same?! Extensions/fake lashes/underboob. I wish there was some more realistic variety.

The public vote appears to be entirely based on skin colour…

Molly seems nice. Ella is gorgeous but has a very high opinion of herself.

Yep! I'll watch it tomorrow, I'm too shattered tonight!

Molly seems like good fun; you need some bubbly people in there

I was just thinking the same, sad isnt it in 2023!

I like Molly, she seems quite down to earth and funny.

None of the boys have grabbed me yet, little disappointing.

Hopefully the bombshells are better.

I'm in.. late watching this evening, back hoping it's better series this time round.

One of the lads looks very similar to Dami!

Ruchee is the spit (lookwise) of Ds1s partner, its weird!!
M and M are so natural together, good couple choice

I've just realised...where are the just eat animals?

It’s really is. Some of them seem really disappointed with each other too.