IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Just watched I think
Sammy & Mitchell
then I think as they aren’t well liked maybe Molly & Mitch or newbie with Leah

Yes, I'd like Whitney and Medhi to stay and meet new people. Happy to see Mitch leave though but I'm sure that won't be allowed to happen.

I'm not sure I want to admit this but I actually found mitch hilarious last night. I can't work out if I like him or not but I would prefer him with Jess than Sammy. I'm now running and hiding

As re people saying it’s quiet on here, poor viewing figures etc I have watched most seasons and it’s just become a long holiday for influencer types and it’s just all a bit boring, formulaic etc

On the whole this lot are all OK but I’m just not invested in any of them. Molly is almost a production plant and is playing for the blue tick. Tedious. Zak’s stupid accent is horrendous. So fake and contrived - reminds me of Life of Brian - He’s not from the ghetto he’s just a very silly boy!

Leanne is just a bit off. I can’t explain why. Something I can’t our my finger on.

Sammy I can’t take seriously because I’m singing “Go Compare” every time he appears!

the others all a bit meh. I really like Whitney. She needs someone considerably more dynamic and less touchy that Mehdi. He’s exhausting.

Don't get the fuss about Zach or Ty.

Zach, even with the silly speech mannerism, seems like someone who’s very at ease in the outside world. And Ty is outstandingly pretty - just a shame he’s nowhere near emotionally mature enough for any relationship.

I’m certain the Whitney / Mehdi snog was producer created, because they want to keep them both in. There’s no way they wanted to kiss each other - they were clearly acting out a prescribed scenario.

Sammy is just like David Brent from The Office - same face and mannerisms.

Sammy is just awful. Double standards

did sammy actually say that he wasn't even into jess (and implying she ought to
be grateful!)

Didnt Sammy say in the challenge yesterday that he was open to getting to know other people? what a twat..

Oh what double standards from Sammy and Ty have.

JESS has got a fucking horrible voice. 😬

And agree with a few others. Sammy is awful. Thought he was OK at first, but he is toxic and narcissistic. Would never admit he's in the wrong. Arsehole.

Thats Jess and Sammy up shit creek.. who else? Scott and Catherine?

Should be interesting.

Maya is so bloody gorgeous

Why is Mitch so shocked at the nominations. He is in a FRIENDSHIP couple!

Oo Sammy, kicking back.. no surprise there!

Well that was strange ... so two couples in the bottom of the group compatibility wise then get told they're single and go mix with newbies ? Can newbies date the OG couples ? If anyone not chosen by newbie do they leave ... come back Maya !!

Ella just cannot agree with Ty at all 😵‍💫 I can't work it out but it's just not going in the right direction. Nice to see Molly and Zak so happy and relaxed around each other.

Meh. Would have been better if the remaining islanders had to choose which couple to boot out. Bye bye Mitch (feel sad for Leah).

@EbonyRaven Thank you! I thought I was alone in thinking that. Added to the fact she's as thick as anything...

It's a bloody awful voice though isn't it? And WTF is that accent? I have never heard anyone from London sound like that! Is she laying it on?

Attractive yeah.. Bloody gorgeous.. ? I wouldn't take it that far.

She absolutely fucking LOVES herself though. 🙄

I can't currently think of a single person who looks more gorgeous, so I'd disgree completely.

Why shouldn't she love herself? Why's that a bad thing?

Maya is 🔥🔥 if I looked like her I’d feckin eat myself.

New girl looks pretty, new boy, meh.