IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Catching up on tonight’s show, did the new guy really say he had a degree and then ‘do you have a degree’ to Leah.

What an opener for a date, don’t think he is gonna fit in 😂

Feel like I have seen the new girl before somewhere.

Is anyone else struggling to understand Mal? I have had to rewind twice to catch what she's say

• she's saying

have remembered who Sammay reminds me of :

The new girls behaviour is bizarre. I feel so sorry for Catherine, she keeps getting stuck with people who don't really like her

I feel like there’s no chemistry between Scott and Cath.

Jess’ lips are distracting and Mal’s are like the joker

I have to agree, it's like Scot has suddenly realised he's likely to lose her so has upped his game. It just seems like they are is lost in limbo this series.. and now my dream pair are tarnished 'once a cheat always a cheat' yep, run for the hills Molly!

The new girl is … high? Really weird wide fixed grin like she’s lost feeling in her lips after too many Es

People saying Scott isn't really into Cat but tbh there are no real/genuine couples so far. I think all the guys are just marking time waiting for casa. None of the guys is really into their partner - which is a lucky escape for the girls cos most of the guys are very icky- Sammy, Zach, Mitch, Ty😖

I think they need to do a cull of the dead wood.

Catherine and Leah, both dull, they have no chat, sitting there like nodding dogs whenever a man talks to them, agreeing with everything the bloke says, never leading the conversations.

Scott and Sammy again no chat, dull as dishwater. Sammy thinks he is an awesome flirt which makes it even worse. Scott's just fake, I don't know why he is so desperate to stay in. He isn't getting famous from this.

Zach and Molly, does anyone care anymore?

Towards the end of the first week/start of the second, I thought this was shaping up to be a good season. Unfortunately not. I hope it improves

I’m enjoying this series. But then I enjoy them all for what they are, silly pretend dating shows with pretty people in.

I still thin kScott is fit, Sammy gives me the ick and I think the new girl seems like she has a nice personality.

Agree with this. Think Sammy was half right to call it out in the game the other day. All the goals are open if the right bombshell comes in for them. They are all (guys and girls) making do and making slow but steady progress to keep the producers happy. Only potential real ones are Molly and Zach because I think they genuinely fancy each other and rate each other as best in the villa.

All the guys* not all the goals

Is Sammie ok? He stays chasing any new girl that comes in, but thinks he and Jess are more compatible/have more chemistry than some other couples? 🙄Talk about delusional...

Molly and Zach are faking it. Both their heads will swivel the first night of Casa. They're just trying to stay in till then

They should send a feminist bombshell in to tell some home truths - Sammy is a proper misodge. It’s frustrating that none of the girls seem to have an ideological framework or enough articulacy to express what a prick he is.

The new girl is literally grinning from ear to ear all the time and sounds muffled like she has a mouth full of food.

Her mouth is like the mouth of a ventriloquist dummy.

Scott did a 360 cos of the new guy....he was telling Leah he still liked her minutes before but obviously panicked when Leah told him she was pissed off. He obviously Does like Catherine as she was his first choice when he went in who knows.
The new girls a strange one.

Are we believing Mal that her teeth are real? They can't be

Mal is like a Cheshire Cat. She won’t be in there long tbh.
They need to get rid of Ella, Catherine, Sammy, Leah, the newish one with Catherine, they are all dead wood.

I think the new guy and Catherine seemed great together, she seemed much more herself, laughing it was nice to see. Ella also seemed better round him, she’s so uptight around Ty.
I think Mitch & Jess are great together he’s a bit of a love bomber and too intense, missed a trick pieing her in the beginning.
Id send home Leah, Sammy & Scott not keen on Mal at all. Send in some real bombshells.

I find Mitch so cringe everytime he speaks