IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

According to daily mail Kady is coming back in an Adam collard style twist 😱😆

Agree with all of this

Urgh that Adam Collard shit really irked me when he came back (last year?) How Ian Stirling kept saying 'it's only Adam bloody COLLARD!!!' Like he was some massively famous, super talented A-lister - or someone who had found a cure for a disease that had killed millions of people. He's a fucking talentless reality TV star. Right now I wouldn't recognise him if he was standing next to me in the queue at Morrisons.

Nearly caught up (think I am two behind now) and just place marking. I have to say I think Mitch is a fucking idiot. Firstly he's telling Molly to never speak to him again (I didn't find that particularly sinister btw, he had to whisper because it was during the night, and fair enough if he wants nothing more to do with her actually) but then a complete about turn the next day and voting to keep her in! Oh how so MUCH more INTERESTING it would have been if Molly been voted out! I'm thinking only Zach would have voted to keep her in above Ruchee or Ella. I feel sorry for Ruchee (haven't seen the dumping yet but I know what happens) - luckily I don't get hysterical if I see a spoiler on a thread like this .

Whitney seems to be the only one with any kind of personality. Charlotte appears to have applied to the wrong show. Leah is very beautiful, definitely the most beautiful girl in there now. I like her more natural look.

I'm a couple of episodes behind, but can someone explain why Zach is interested in Molly? I just don't understand it - she really doesn't seem his type.

I was going to ask same but the other way round. He doesn’t seem her type at all. He makes me shudder.

It seems a real mixed bunch this year and I don't think any of them are overly suited.
Jess wanted to be paired with Mitch but the viewers chose the couplings. It is abit of a tangle with the whole whispering etc. I agree that Molly did nothing wrong with Mitch, she maybe could have told him outright but I get it's awkward the first week. Ultimately I think she will couple with Zack and it may calm down. Mitch will possibly couple with Jess. Sammy and Jess is a convenience couple. She should have stuck with George and given him a chance in there. Mehdi was always going to find an excuse to bolt, even on the date there wasn't any chemistry. I think he likes Leah but she and all the others aren't really interested in him, he could possibly be vulnerable for dumping. I don't think there's anyone for Whitney yet though. That's the trouble though for alot of them, they are all mismatched. Ella and Ty could have been a power couple but she takes herself far too seriously and he comes across as a player. Catherine and Andre are boring because they aren't getting the airtime with all the theatrics elsewhere. I think it's bad timing for Charlotte as no guy in there is similar age, mindframe as her. Although I guess that was the same for Ruchee and George.
The new boy will possibly have his pick of the bunch, I think they will all say they are open to him.
I thought the vote last night was odd, noone stands out to me to be able to vote a favourite.

First look eek! Mitch & Jess??? It’s all go this year, whilst I don’t like any of them, I think it’s at least interesting this year.
Who do we think will be least popular boy and girl?
I’m thinking maybe Charlotte or Catherine

Boy I’d say Mitchell but I imagine he stays, so Medhi or Andre just because of lack of airtime.

if you voted who were your favourite boy & girl?

I voted Mehdi and Whitney - I don’t think they work as a couple but I like them as people

So obvious Mitch is just using Jess to stay in. He knows it’s girls choosing next and he has no other options. Slime ball!

I think you’re right! Snake isn’t he

It is a weird one this year it's like they just chucked Whitney in cos Zach picked Catherine and sadly now she's just an option 🙄 Zach thinks he's the ducking g don of the place why the fuck did all the girls kiss him....I did think Ty was sweet last night I just think he's inexperienced so comes across a twat.

Sammy just no.
Jess and Mitch both little bit he's perfect pair!
After last night medhi cam fuck right off what a nob did they put him in there for the Davide vibe?cos not match

He def does not have the Davide vibe, not that I liked Davide

The absolute irony of Jess insisting she doesn’t think Molly is two faced and doesn’t have a problem with her after all of her bitchy behaviour the day before!

Cant say I really like any of the cast yet, Catherine and Andre seem alright but get no screen time!

Still not jiving with this series yet. Watching it half arsed and still not 100% on everyone's names.

I’m just getting annoyed with beautiful women being played by average immature boys, whose egos grow with the power. These girls would be better having a week in Ibiza

Very true @Boulshired

Jess - completely lit up when Mitch told her he fancies her - like a completely different girl ! 🤣🤣🤣

Don't believe a word that comes out of Mitchs mouth, he said that with no feeling whatsoever!

Fucking hell mitch is a fucker trying to sell sammy out to Jess he's desperate

Glad Jess has called Mitch out for now saying he fancied her!

Andre and Charlotte can go, they bring nowt to the party

Shocked at Catherine

Feels so early for a vote for fave, but I'm loving the drama it brings.

Charlotte will go I think. Not sure which boy.