IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

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ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Leah reminds me of Mischa Barton..

Ty isn't behaving badly they have been in the Villa for just over a week. Ella is bloody hard work, if she would just chill and have a bit of fun, he would completely go 4 her! Ella is being way 2 extra.

Mitch need to leave he is way 2 creepy and controlling.

I want to see more of Whitney as she seems really funny!

Ella needs to get a grip, seriously!

Wow medhi has found his excuse!

Fucking over reaction

Interesting how Meddhi wouldn't let Whitney get a word out but is willing to hear Jess out. Dickhead.

"Thanks for having my back". Indeed.

Medhi looking for an excuse to get rid of Whitney. Seemed more disappointed than relieved when Jess explained what happened. Think he has his head turned by someone else and jumped in the first thing she did “wrong” to cause an argument and break up with her without looking like the bad guy.

I really don't understand why mehdi has taken this over dramatic turn.. get out clause I think

Jess is really growing on me tonight.

Absolutely agree about Ella. I'm so sick of her miserable sour resting bitchface now. It's really put me off watching the show. Her expression never changes... party sulky resting bitchface moan moan moan. I actually wish the other girl had been kept in now. I hope she goes next. I'm absolutely sick of it.

'party sulky resting bitchface,' should be POUTY, not party. (Hit POST in error before spellcheck LOL!)

I still like Jess, good sense of humour

Scot reminds me of Shane Lynch, think its the eyes and eyebrows.. much better looking then Sammy!

Hang on, might Ella smile in a minute?

Scott is fit! About time a decent looking guy got sent in. Let's see how his personality is now

HOORAY ELLA HAS SMILED!!! Thank God for that. What a treat to see her lovely smile.

I agree Scott looks good - think he'd make a good couple with Leah.

Mehdi is totally looking for an excuse to get rid of Whitney. I think he likes Jess and actually think he & Jess would be a good match.

Hooray for the disappearance of Ellas resting bitch face..
Now watch most of the girls make a beeline for Scot.. Zach who?

Mitch Jessie might get together he made a comment he was starting to fancy her.
Leah was straight to Sammy when Ty made his decision how come none 9f them get back last like Molly getting when she made it clear to Mich she wanted to get to know Zach. Andre and Catherine done same to Rishi and not one cared at all.

Scott is well fit.

I like Jess, at least she has a personality. Mollys whole personality revolves around being attractive to be boys, she definitely isn't a girls girl and I think the girls know it, that's why they are not so keen on her.

I liked Catherine at the start but she isn't really getting airtime, I presume because she is boring just like her fella Andre.

Ty is a manchild, Ella needs to look around and see what else is out there.

The 2 new girls are boring and won't be there longterm so it seems pointless even mentioning them.

Whitney and Medhi, I don't buy it. She likes to put on a show and that's too much for him and he is too boring for her.

Mitch is going to pretend to like Jess as a desperate ploy to stay in there and stalk Molly.

Zach must be really charismatic or something in person, you how some people just have a vibe that draws you in because he is no looker.

Sammy is a smarmy dickhead, doesn't like Jess and is deluded thinking that anyone else could like him.

"Mitch is going to pretend to like Jess as a desperate ploy to stay in there and stalk Molly."

Yes! This does seem likely to be his next strategy, which has the potential to be horrible unless Sammy picks Leah in the recoupling and it's more of a friendship coupling.

Yes I think Molly is beginning to show her true colours. I don't think she did anything wrong with Mitch but I can see it needs to be all about her the whole time and she is definitely not a girls girl.

Im not keen on Jess. I do think she can be a bit of a bully and she's utra jealous of Molly. Her saying she had no problem with Molly yesterday was ridiculous and made her behaviour look worse.

Ella is sulky and miserable, unless that's an edit and we are not seeing her fun side.

I thought Whitney had great potential but not so sure now.

Catherine seems ok but a bit dull.

I think Leah will stay and Charlotte will go.

I predict Jess and Mitch together by the end of next week. Her because she likes him (and loses Sammy to Leah) and him because he needs to stay in.

I like Medhi but don't think there's anyone there for a him.

Mitch, serious Luca Bish vibes.

Zach I can see that attraction.

Ty is a fuck boy

Andre is nice but dull

I actually think Mitch is worse than Luca!
I think Zac it’s the confidence and the height that are making him attractive, he also seems to not waffle to fill silences.

I’m not sure I like any of them that much but it’s a more interesting series than previously.

Mitch is definitely going to go down the Jess route to keep himself in there. I actually feel a little sorry for Jess as she's not going to see through him and potentially be led on. Sammy makes my skin crawl, the white teeth Cheshire Cat smarmy smile is really quite off putting.

Sam Thompson from aftersun is mocking Mitch on instagram. Whilst everything portrayed is true I am of the opinion the producers have failed Mitch and Molly. Bearing in mind the warning Joe got regarding Lucy and Mitch has been 10 times worse