IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

I like Mitch, Molly is treating him like a back up. It’ll be interesting if one of these new bombshells catches his eye. They look pretty.

I did see Zach referred to as ‘Zachaliar’ which did make me snort.

I know I'm getting older when I scroll down the love island hashtag on Twitter and disagree with everyone then come on here and mostly agree! everyone on Twitter, atleast all the top tweets are saying how much they love Jess now because she's got Catherine's back. She hasn't got Catherine's back because she cares about Catherine, she just hates Molly and wants an excuse to bitch about her. She's been jealous of Molly since the get go because they're the only blondes yet Molly is more naturally and conventionally attractive and Mitch/Sammy both fancy her over Jess.

Twitter also seems to hate Molly for playing a game?! Coupling on day one and being the nations sweethearts is often a sure way to win so I think she could play more of a game by being 100% on Mitch. She's young and it's early days and she doesn't want to close herself off yet, it's a once in a lifetime experience, I don't blame her!

I’m catching up with Aftersun. Whoever let Shaunagh go on tv with that outfit does not have her best interests at heart.

Bro, Zach’s lack of eye contact when he chirpsing the gallys is bare peak.

I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself laughing in his face if he spoke like that to me!

Omg I was just thinking that! Under boob should be banned….

I don’t care how many days it’s been what Zach did was to humiliate Catherine for absolutely no reason. If he wanted molly he could have had a conversation. He should have given the flowers to Catherine gave her a peck on the cheek and used his tongue for speaking. Molly is being a bit of a fool, she not new to social media or love island, she not there for love she there for likes (they all are) there time to turn it round but Zach is not worth it

Agree with your take on Zach

Not even just the underboob although that was probably the worst bit of it. There wasn’t a single redeeming feature about that entire outfit poor lass. I like Shaughna, her ‘congrats, hun’ was fantastic but fashion is not her strong point I don’t think.

Just seen on insta that Maura and one of the new bombshells very close, Leah. It’s all so scripted isn’t it, just in there for the follows and contracts.

She reminds me of Holly Willoughby in the making.

Zach is a dick m. Catherine needs to tell him to fuck off.
And I'm poor shaughn did they let her wear that to take the piss. Awful
Mollies mum and dad were nice though

Sammy looks as though he should be five feet seven and have a complex about it. His personality suggests short guy (not knocking short men).

@thecatsmeows I thought this may be the case with none of the winter cast reaching 1mil followers and no big announcements on brand deals for them...However I did hope that might mean we might get a lot more down to earth folk this season but some of this cast still seem like wannabes...

Not sure if that is a typical cockney accent on Zach, but it would put me straight off, because it doesn’t sound natural in my opinion.
Some girls love it but for me it’s a no, and I honestly don’t see the attraction either.

That’s not a cockney accent. Jessica sounds cockney/Essex even though she is from west London

Mollys mistake is she didn’t read the room, there have been too many series to not understand that was not good optics. The show itself has not been great for the darker skinned black women so to be a part of what Zach did was so easily avoided and easily rectified after the kiss. Zach is not a hill worth dying on.

'Is it bro?'

Catching up on Aftersun and oh I feel so Shaughna. She's literally just had a baby bless her, I look back on private photos from that time of me and think oh god did I look like that and she's plastered all over national tv in that dress, and the internet isn't the kindest place.

This,

He then compounded it with his apology/ not apology!

I don’t think that Catherine has a problem with the fact that Zach likes Molly.
I don’t think that Zach is Catherine’s usual type but she was prepared to give him a chance
I feel that she feels that he was deliberately cruel in the way he approached the whole thing. There really was no need for him to be so nasty and calculated.
Agree that Jess hasn’t really got Catherine’s back, she is just sticking the boot in because she is jealous of Molly

sidenote- I just can’t understand why Sammy is so cocky and confident.

Molly reminds me of Stacey’s mum off Eastenders.

He then compounded it with his apology/ not apology!

He even interrupted her to tell her he wouldn’t be apologising! His total lack of eye contact coupled with his ridiculous roadman speak make him bare jokes, bruv. You not runnin’ peas down your ends now innit fam. 🤦‍♀️

Catherine hit his nerve once she said about his sisters, the realisation that yes his sister Snoochie Shy was probably not going to be impressed in his treatment of Catherine

All caught up and getting some early drama. Can't really say I like too many but Catherine Zach and Molly I'm a bit iffy on. It has only been a week.

Although hypocritically I liked Mitchell stating his boundaries with Molly.

Don't know their names but the deaf guy saying to the girl he coupled up with that he'd get to know others straight after recoupling! She wasn't happy