IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Mitch is coming on way too strong. Way OTT!

Wow they still do they morning chats!

Dead morning chats where they are direct to split into groups and locations. What happened to having a morning cig with the people you like the most, hungover and talking through the drama from last night? 😴

God I hate the games.

Yeh games are awful.

I'm quite surprised how bad this cast is.
Thought summer series would be way better more effort made etc

Gone right off Molly.

The cheesy games are a nightmare.
But that was a brilliant move to divide the villa up for bitching.

Mitch laying it on too thick.
not keen on Zach.

Bro, Molly wants her cake and eat it

Zack pretending to be Jay Z is really winding me up bro

Bro, Molly bro is bro a player bro... bro, like

Is Molly talking out of both sides of her mouth? Did she just say she was more into Mitch than Zach?

Zachs lack of eye contact is shady

I thought Molly was lovely, but she's treating Mitch as a safe back up- she'll have a shock when Mitch takes a shine to a new bombshell

Oh Catherine get over it. It's such early days and it's obvious Zach likes Molly.

Bro, the friendship though, bro, so important bro... you're not friends! You've known each other days on a game show!

I really do hate how they all think they are insta-friends...after spending less than a week together. And as for the near fucking constant use of the word 'bro'...do they not realise how stupid it makes them sound?

Can’t wait to see Mollys face when the boys she is spinning take a shining to the bombshells or Mitch starts to take a closer look at Jess.

I like Molly and like her & Mitch, but I get the impression she is loving the attention.

I suppose you could argue Molly is only playing the game, and it is still very early days...and to be honest I think Mitch is another Luca. He's far too full on.

Regarding the 'quality' of the contestants, I've heard from a friend who works at ITV that since they bought in that friends/relations can't proxy use their social media during the show that they are having real trouble recruiting. They are also giving a stronger message to those who apply that more than likely - in fact at least 99% - they will have to return to their day jobs and not to burn any bridges before coming in.

Someone should tell the girl behind the bar that her boobs are escaping!

Molly is my least favourite. She is already a tiktoker so her motives are clear - agent got her the gig to boost her brand. She doesn’t care about it except staying and causing drama for more airtime. She isn’t authentic.

Nothing in this season is giving. I also think bombshells were needed because Molly will start getting jealous realising they’re interested in Mitch and Zach will probably also move onto them. I bloody hope Molly’s left begging.

I heard Molly worked behind the scenes at love island. There's a pic.

Like Lana who worked on itv shows as a make-up artist. Contacts. She was dull and was shown constantly.

Iain Stirling should not still be narrating. Awful .

Mitch is way too much. I think Molly & Zac a much better fit, he’s a proper Londoner isn’t he so the accent etc is the modern cockney.
I don’t like how Jess is being super bitchy about Molly, she’s just jealous all the boys like her the most.