IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Can’t stand Sammy who is thick as pig shit. “We was”, “you was”, “they was”.

Just watched first look. Molly snapping at someone to STFU won’t do her any favours!

Mitchell is too much though, they’ve only been in there days. I think this is going to be an interesting season but I’m not sure for the right reasons.

@KCisthenewQC I agree.

I agree ref Zach too. He’s awful. I didn’t realise that he’s Snoochie Shy’s brother. She’s probs gonna get some stick over his shady behaviour.

I really like Shaughna but my goodness that top is obscene!!! If that middle but wasn't cut out it would be fine. I'm all for body positivity but it's so unflattering

Hello, joining in as I’m finally caught up :) no favourites yet but enjoying it so far, glad people aren’t sticking in couples too early

Finally back to watching LI. Only on ep three. Can’t wait to binge and catch up!!

Well, atleast Tyrique is honest!

I was crunching my Cheerios, what did he say?

Molly is having the time of her life with all these guys chasing her. Can’t say I blame her but there’s only so long you can string them all along for

The look on Mitchell's face.

How can anyone fancy that shit stirring twat Zach? He's SO unattractive and has no charm at all ...

I do like Jess, she's up front.. her and Sammy have good banter.

If i had a pound for everytime Zach says bloody 'Bro', FGS hes pissing me right off with it!

I’m really starting to dislike Jess. She’s enjoying the drama way too much

Mitchell is not looking good at the moment. He’s completely lost his head. It’s only a week in mate. But yes Molly should have been more up front about wanting to get to know Zach a bit

@riotlady basically that he isn’t closed off and will get to know other people. Which is what Molly and Zach should have done and are now acting all confused that people are mad 🙈

To be fair hasn’t Molly said “I’m not closed off” about a million times at this point?

Zach didn’t play nice in the game though, that wasn’t a kind way to go about things

I think there is having a bit of a chat with other people and then there is spending the whole evening with another bloke ...

True

Molly hasn't done anything wrong. She's been very open about the fact she doesn't want to be closed off/locked down so early.

Mitch is too full-on wanting exclusivity after a week. Red flags a-fluttering.

Jess blatantly fancies Mitch and sees Molly as competition so she's stirring the pot.

Mitch and Molly are sort of being honest with each other but that doesn’t gel but instead of calling it a day they are both still using each other as an option.

Oh come on now, those date selections are so manipulated

They are but this is the drama we are all here for 😁