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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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Jourdain11 · 31/05/2023 20:15

AutumnCrow · 31/05/2023 20:14

Basically mashed butter with some potato in it

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50/50 ratio is good. Mashed potato is one of the best British things.

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Pebbledashery · 31/05/2023 20:16

The pie looks boss but the pepper looks terrifying.

Gregg is so uncultured talking with his gob full

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ilovesooty · 31/05/2023 20:16

I'm a few minutes behind. Had to get the cat's dinner.

Blueberrycreampie · 31/05/2023 20:16

littlbrowndog · 31/05/2023 20:15

I don’t want biryanis in a pie

I might!

GrouchyKiwi · 31/05/2023 20:16

Jourdain11 · 31/05/2023 20:14

Had another hospital day with DD1 and she's been prodded and poked and scanned to within an inch of her life, so she's conked out on the sofa fast asleep. Or that may be due to John and Greggggg.

She goes through a lot, your DD. Hope she's OK.

jay55 · 31/05/2023 20:16

Dishoom in Kensington does a fab biryani with the pastry case and a whacking great bone sticking out.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 31/05/2023 20:17

EsmaCannonball · 31/05/2023 20:15

Who the fuck wants a small pie, John?

I mean you do have gregg there.
Well, you go Anurag. Didn’t think it would work.

EsmaCannonball · 31/05/2023 20:17

Gregg thinks The Dandy is alarmingly clever.

Wolfcub · 31/05/2023 20:17

Chariya looks like she's sick of Gregg

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Pebbledashery · 31/05/2023 20:17

Just give Chariya the trophy now fgs

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GrouchyKiwi · 31/05/2023 20:17

I don't think it's fair any more to make the others compete against Chariya.

Blueberrycreampie · 31/05/2023 20:18

Sorry, why did John not expect the textures of sausage and mash?

littlbrowndog · 31/05/2023 20:18

She has risen to every challenge even when the challenges were crap

Piggywaspushed · 31/05/2023 20:18

Where's the soup???

TheDogsMother · 31/05/2023 20:18

That's not a pretty dish.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 31/05/2023 20:18

That grey bowl is not a good choice for all that brown.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 31/05/2023 20:18

Mmmm, ash

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Pebbledashery · 31/05/2023 20:18

Burnt onion Ash is basically incinerated onions

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Halsall · 31/05/2023 20:18

Big lump o'onion there. And some more onion.

Oh, and more onion.

EsmaCannonball · 31/05/2023 20:18

I want a deep-fried cheese and onion doughnut! All these looks great so far.

jay55 · 31/05/2023 20:19

I wonder if it's in the contract that they can't disparage Gregg after the show.

littlbrowndog · 31/05/2023 20:19

Bit of onion. Ffs

AutumnCrow · 31/05/2023 20:19

GrouchyKiwi · 31/05/2023 20:16

She goes through a lot, your DD. Hope she's OK.

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Yes, please send her the love of the Chuffians x

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Pebbledashery · 31/05/2023 20:19

Oh dear. I think Omar will be off tonight

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GrouchyKiwi · 31/05/2023 20:19

Raw doughnut!

If Terri's is perfect then Omar is going home.

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