Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Random stray dog is the background

I agree! She should have gone before Jack.

In Istanbul they do an amazing pizza thing that you wrap up with all the herbs on the table

Anurag could at least have swapped and saved her from those fiddly fish

Yup, me, under several name changes probably.

I will never tire of spreading the word as to what an utter sleazy, arrogant, unpleasant bellend that man was. Totally loathed across the board, including by his own production staff.

Anyway, evening all!

Basically. Fuck off Gregg😅

Anurag <3

Hahaha good one Chariya. Rather a barking dog than Greggggg 😂😂

I don't know who that is but I've decided it's someone from Balamory.

Evening my little organic corn fed chickens.
so no wanky chef? It’s a bit risky cooking for locals who eat this stuff everyday.
ooo don’t like all that fat.

But it’s all cats in Istanbul. Them dogs have been run out by the fierce cats

I love cooking but this looks like too much effort for me

There's nothing like cooking with hopeful dogs in the background.

Terri is rather bland to me now

Omar's giant fuck off rings don't look the most hygienic.

Try a cat who's learned how to open the fridge.

In all my years of watching Strictly, the only time I've seen a pro dancer fail to hide their disappointment when the partners were announced was Aliona when she got Gregg. Her face was a picture.

He's behind because you keep harassing them Gregg

My friend was once jn the same cinema as Gregggg and he said he talked over the entire film really loudly and acted like he owned the place.

Our cats aren't strong enough to open our fridge.

I'm now worried about a Turkish street dog burning its mouth on all this flame-grilled food.

🤣🤣

Floor manager has herded the dogs away with promises of food. Or so I assume.

Evening. Am late. This outdoor nonsense should stay on Aussie masterchef

Thick shell