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EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:53

viques · 10/05/2023 20:52

Tell you what Gregg, competitors can get marked down for messy presentation on the day you learn to pronounce simple words in your native language.

😁Yes!

Blueberrycreampie · 10/05/2023 20:54

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:53

Oh arse. John has got away with it again.

It didn't look bad to be fair?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/05/2023 20:54

I hope John used sweetener and gregg eats lots and...you know sugar free jelly baby time.

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:54

Damn. SugarFreeJohn lives to cook again

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:54

Hope the guest judges tomorrow aren't expecting sugar or spice.

viques · 10/05/2023 20:54

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:53

Cake looks dry as

Just needs a few tears ………

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:55

Oh no, I like Vijaya and Endang.

MNbingo · 10/05/2023 20:55

Jourdain11 · 10/05/2023 20:43

I'm going to be a bitch... as someone who has a diabetic kid, John's whole sugar-free approach is really grating a bit. You don't have to fucking cut out sugar if your a Type 1!!!!!

Absolutely. This sugar free martyrdom is a PITA.

saoirse31 · 10/05/2023 20:56

How come Jack's unrendered fat in earlier dish was ok.....

viques · 10/05/2023 20:56

It’s a cookery contest for home cooks not a four Michelin star chef putting on a tasting menu.

it’s about taste not pretty plates.

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:57

So unfair. Vijaya aced Grace's challenge.

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:57

Aw vijaya

and weepy man stays to bore us on and on and on 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2023 20:57

Uneven judging yet again.

Will we have another disaster round on Friday? See you all then!

viques · 10/05/2023 20:58

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:54

Damn. SugarFreeJohn lives to cook again

Not if he walks down a dark alley near me……….

Jourdain11 · 10/05/2023 20:58

Glad Endang survived.

ChicoryDip · 10/05/2023 20:58

See you all on Friday hopefully.

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:58

Ok. Now Team Tiny Endang and Ginormous Jack.

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:58

Noooo so sad about Vijaya.

Jourdain11 · 10/05/2023 20:58

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:57

Aw vijaya

and weepy man stays to bore us on and on and on 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

He'll make sugar-free fudge and carb-free cookies next week.

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:58

Next time everyone.

AtomHeartMotherOfGod · 10/05/2023 20:59

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:11

Evening. It's chilli heavy tonight. Oh no it's weeping John.

Proper LOLed at this. When he started up last week I felt like a complete bitch, as my default response was 'Oh fuck off you dick.'

Has anyone commented yet about Greg's 'raw chicken' insanity, when he gets served chicken with a tiny bit of blood vessel in it? It's happened LOADS so far and I think it's bollocks. Anyone else or am I delusional?

Jourdain11 · 10/05/2023 21:00

AtomHeartMotherOfGod · 10/05/2023 20:59

Proper LOLed at this. When he started up last week I felt like a complete bitch, as my default response was 'Oh fuck off you dick.'

Has anyone commented yet about Greg's 'raw chicken' insanity, when he gets served chicken with a tiny bit of blood vessel in it? It's happened LOADS so far and I think it's bollocks. Anyone else or am I delusional?

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I just think, I'm so glad I'm not married to him. Literally every time he appears. Is that awful?

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 21:02

See you all Friday

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 21:02

AtomHeartMotherOfGod · 10/05/2023 20:59

Proper LOLed at this. When he started up last week I felt like a complete bitch, as my default response was 'Oh fuck off you dick.'

Has anyone commented yet about Greg's 'raw chicken' insanity, when he gets served chicken with a tiny bit of blood vessel in it? It's happened LOADS so far and I think it's bollocks. Anyone else or am I delusional?

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That is true. Just the blood vessel thingie

DickingAboutWithAubergines · 10/05/2023 21:12

John reminds me of Kevin from Motherland - but an annoying version.