Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Bring Monica in full time.

What was the story with Adam?

Gregg's illness involved some safety pins, goat's blood and a Ken doll with a makeshift Frank Sidebottom head.

I wish they would them big challenges where they had to feed 500 raf staff or a whole factory staff

Esma it's worked a treat. Excellent result 🤣🤣. Could you slaughter another to get rid of Nickolas ?

Josh and Sugar free man going the same week and double no Gregg. I'm expecting a lotto win Friday.

Chariya next to Jack.
Bet this chefs a twat.

Isn’t it lovely to listen to a judge who knows how to pronounce processes and ingredients, who is genuinely kind and positive and who doesn’t squeak .

I'm sure they used to do them where they'd be worried things wouldn't be finished in time yet funnily enough they were. Yet in other series you get the contestants having to apologise for not having anything ready.

I might have to make do with a feral pigeon. There's a cost of living crisis, you know.

Richard has had a very hard paper round!

Why are they cooking with Neil kinnock

It was worth the effort. Let us know if you need to set up a go fund me for any more esoteric magic bits and bobs.

Automnial soup.

Heh heh.

Chef looks as though he might be a bit shouty. And he can’t pronounce 'autumnal'.

'Just three of them?' . Bless your pass agg 'WTF are these portions?' Jack.

How is this chef younger than Tom Aitken?

I miss Bristolian Spaniard chef.

Cooking With Neil Kinnock sounds like something dreamt up by Alan Partridge.

Jack next to this chef was comical

I think he looks like that very short NDN in Gavin And Stacey.

Bowing out for tonight now the best bit is done. See you all tomorrow.

I've eaten there. It was very underwhelming! Mind you, it was before 2021.

Yes!

I was wondering about the autumnalal. Is Richard 4 foot 8 or is Jack 7 feet tall ?

Pete!

Him and dawny falling out was always hilarious