Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Stunning and brave 🍸

Vanessa is that bloke from Dinnerladies who doesn't like the food on his plate to be touching each other.

Jonnty looks dreadful.

Urrgghhh didn't like Nikolas.

I miss Gregg. The joy of Masterchef is being abusive about Gregg.

How is it that Anna is almost as annoying as Greg?

Piss off Nickolas!

Evening my ducks. My children are dicks so I'm a bit late.

I'd forgotten how annoying Nikolas is.

Nickolas trying to bluff them with an obscure herb. Pah. We see him.

I feel like such a bitch but... 2010 called Nikolai, they want their hair do back.

And take rolling eyes anna with you

Scouse Linda with her Moroccan toy boy

I’ve no clue who half these people are as I missed a lot.
I like Linda and John.

French execution? He could call it La Grande Terreur.

I thought all these people had gone why are they back

It was the chicken wot done it!

So patronising John, are you insinuating that a woman who is sixty can’t cook surprising food?

I like the sound of Linda's. Turkish delight ice-cream. Just my kind of thing.

Miles and his enormous spoon…

Lots of annoying people this year.

Linda or Anurag for the win.

I’d forgotten the appalling Miles.

Unfortunately, I’ve now remembered him again.

Yeah that family saw her coming - she seems to do everything in that house from the previous biog film preview thingy about her set-up. I bet she's exhausted.

John looks like he went on a city break to Chernobyl.

She needs a restaurant/café and her freedom

I had forgotten my brain has deleted them in self defence some of these competitors, but am now chewing the cushions in despair.