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Masterchef: Thread 4

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:43

Fill yer boots

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viques · 12/05/2023 20:47

Yay! Well done Jack. Good luck with the soufflé.

EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:47

Is the Botox on his face or smeared over it?

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:47

I bet the irony is.. Gregg can't cook

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TheDogsMother · 12/05/2023 20:48

Wow so much Botox going on.

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:48

Jack smashed it boy

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WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:48

Soufflés standing to attention!

Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:48

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:46

Can’t remember, did we like Claire?
well if you didn’t like parsnip you’d be fecked. Crispy skin! Yah!

Thsi is exactly what I always feel like asking when people are on. Thank You . I always want to post' Help me out . Do we like John/Gregg/ Claire/Grace/Jay/Sitwell'?

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:49

I love pistachio anything tbh

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Sunbird24 · 12/05/2023 20:49

Ok, Jack did good, come on Endang!

Halsall · 12/05/2023 20:50

The “MasterChef by Claire Fyfe” range is inspired by her “MasterChef” journey and represents her favorite ingredients during her time on the show including rhubarb, pineapple and mackerel. Each of the creative and bold block prints have been hand crafted by Fyfe from potatoes and rhubarb stalks. The range includes aprons, tea towels, coasters and placemats, lunchboxes, premium water bottles, mugs and ceramic trivets.

I do hope she found room for some hispi cabbage and celery-yack too.

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:50

Give me chicken satay followed by that pistachio souffle. I'm in heaven.

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Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:50

There is an actress who looks a lot like Claire. Does anyone know who I mean?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:50

Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:48

Thsi is exactly what I always feel like asking when people are on. Thank You . I always want to post' Help me out . Do we like John/Gregg/ Claire/Grace/Jay/Sitwell'?

Meh, love to hate,can’t remember, yes yes nope.

TheDogsMother · 12/05/2023 20:51

Halsall · 12/05/2023 20:50

The “MasterChef by Claire Fyfe” range is inspired by her “MasterChef” journey and represents her favorite ingredients during her time on the show including rhubarb, pineapple and mackerel. Each of the creative and bold block prints have been hand crafted by Fyfe from potatoes and rhubarb stalks. The range includes aprons, tea towels, coasters and placemats, lunchboxes, premium water bottles, mugs and ceramic trivets.

I do hope she found room for some hispi cabbage and celery-yack too.

🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:52

Every time they say 'Endang' I want to say 'Annyong!' (Arrested Development fan.).

WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:52

I don't know how others find Claire but I don't think she brings bring much to the table in terms of judging the food.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:52

Halsall · 12/05/2023 20:50

The “MasterChef by Claire Fyfe” range is inspired by her “MasterChef” journey and represents her favorite ingredients during her time on the show including rhubarb, pineapple and mackerel. Each of the creative and bold block prints have been hand crafted by Fyfe from potatoes and rhubarb stalks. The range includes aprons, tea towels, coasters and placemats, lunchboxes, premium water bottles, mugs and ceramic trivets.

I do hope she found room for some hispi cabbage and celery-yack too.

So not Morrison’s then? Never mind, I like to wear mine to mess with the kids heads at school.

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:52

Claire is rather bland tbh

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viques · 12/05/2023 20:53

Yippee, I think Endang is out of Endanger.

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:54

Can't get over how weird Simon looks

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TheDogsMother · 12/05/2023 20:54

Oh Diya what a shame.

bomanicious · 12/05/2023 20:54

Am I the only one, probably of a certain age, who cannot hear any variant of 'soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside'- without thinking

armadillos!

WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:54

Oh diya

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:54
Super Bowl Ok GIF by Pepsi

Bye Divya

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EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:55

I seem not to have jinxed Endang and Jack by supporting them. I knew I should have bought a Euromillions ticket today.

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