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Masterchef: Thread 4

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:43

Fill yer boots

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Wolfcub · 12/05/2023 20:42

What has he done to his eyebrows

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:42

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:41

Master chef textiles? Is that the knockoff apron I bought in Morrison’s?

And one pound shop paper napkins with M on them 😅

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EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:42

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:40

Everyone obviously started cooking at 4 years old.

I think i played with lego at 4 years old

My mum would order us all out of the kitchen when she was cooking. If only she knew how much she was buggering up our chances of shining on Masterchef in four decades' time.

WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:42

Lots of fennel on there!

Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:42

How old is Ping? She doesn't age!

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:43

Simons eyebrows.. What in the fresh hell did he do

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Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:43

EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:42

My mum would order us all out of the kitchen when she was cooking. If only she knew how much she was buggering up our chances of shining on Masterchef in four decades' time.

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My mum was a worse version of Ria from Butterflies.

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:43

I'm actually laughing at his eyebrows

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Halsall · 12/05/2023 20:43

Simon looks most….peculiar

TheDogsMother · 12/05/2023 20:44

I love Ping's dress.

WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:44

Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:43

Simons eyebrows.. What in the fresh hell did he do

Botox by the looks of it

viques · 12/05/2023 20:44

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:39

I made Brazilian prawn stew thing. I’m still hungry.

I had pan fried hoisin salmon with noodles ,peppers and broccoli served with genuine home made Korean kimchi . ( kimchi not made by me, and delicious.

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:44

John's food is not my kinda food at all

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/05/2023 20:44

Don't tell them what you did wrong, SugarFreeJohn! Style it out.

bomanicious · 12/05/2023 20:44

Simon and textile woman look like they stopped off and got a 2 for 1 deal at the botox shop en route

EsmaCannonball · 12/05/2023 20:44

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:41

Master chef textiles? Is that the knockoff apron I bought in Morrison’s?

Sadly, it's a range of John's box jackets, tangerine t-shirts and ill-fitting chinos. You too could look like him!

WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:45

Who has chicken with hollandaise !?

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:45

Claire... Mumsnet user

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:45

Did Simon not realise he was going on tv

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WhiskersPete · 12/05/2023 20:46

Yes Jack! Duck looks good

Sunbird24 · 12/05/2023 20:46

Looks like his duck fat is all rendered! It’s a miracle!

TheDogsMother · 12/05/2023 20:46

Excellent Jack, well done.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/05/2023 20:46

Can’t remember, did we like Claire?
well if you didn’t like parsnip you’d be fecked. Crispy skin! Yah!

Piggywaspushed · 12/05/2023 20:47

OK, MN is advertising John style men's' shirts at me now. No thank you.

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Pebbledashery · 12/05/2023 20:47

Yay Jack

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