Masterchef UK: Thread 2

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Lemon Posset. Yum.

Posset everywhere

I loved Irani.

John's denim look is a bit Molly Ringwald.

Arrgghhh the tentacles !

Can't look!

I like the sound of Linda’s menu. I’m a vongole fan.

Octopus. No. Never. No no no

Well I like a vongole but those legs !

V disappointed with Linda re. the octopus 🤨

Tom did like quite different when he was on the show.

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Linda can't possibly be a Mumsnetter or she'd know we're all calling the homicide squad on her right now. Octopus murderer!

I'm calling it now: her and Gregg, it's going to be like Play Misty For Me. Perhaps, Make Rosti For Me.

Will Owen do a stack of something, in a pool of sauce I wonder

I spy wet patty

I like octopus

Tom had an accident with the fake tan bottle I think

That voice! I remember him now. Like nails down a blackboard.

Miles' dish with that tiny sliver of sweet potato (?) looks ridiculous.

Oh, butternut squash. Still ridiculous.

Tempura samphire = deep fried grass.

Curse you, Miles

That's not a clafoutis. That's a sweet quiche.

Tom's face is completely orange and his neck is white.

Evening all. Some nice looking menus tonight. Looking at Owens food I am pleased to see that he is going outside his comfort zone and cooking something that isn’t round.

hang on, is that all he is serving? That mackerel wasn’t a main!

That clafoutis doesn’t look great