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Masterchef UK: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 18/04/2023 19:46

New thread!

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Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:47

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:47

Linda has gone from adoring Gregg to looking at him like she could stuff and fill him like Norman Bates would stuff a dead owl.

Good woman

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/04/2023 20:47

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 27/04/2023 20:47

I can't keep up, is subtle good or bad now?

Subtle means water I think.

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:48

Miles's face is just asking for a good slap

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:48

No thanks to the sausage.

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:48

'Steamed Morning Glory' sounds like something that happened to Prince Harry after a particularly heavy night out.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/04/2023 20:48

Nope, sorry Michelle. That's a super no.

ChicoryDip · 27/04/2023 20:49

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:47

Linda has gone from adoring Gregg to looking at him like she could stuff and fill him like Norman Bates would stuff a dead owl.

I thought it could be the sequel to Misery. 🤭

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:49

That looks revolting.

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:49

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:48

'Steamed Morning Glory' sounds like something that happened to Prince Harry after a particularly heavy night out.

From 'grinding his meat too much.'.

Skankhunt84 · 27/04/2023 20:49

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:48

'Steamed Morning Glory' sounds like something that happened to Prince Harry after a particularly heavy night out.

Sounds porny.

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:49

Utterly revolting

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GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:49

Michelle is out.

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:49

Miles needs to "stop being so hard" on himself? I've never seen anyone so in love with himself

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:49

A lot of this evening's sounds porny.

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:50

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:49

From 'grinding his meat too much.'.

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I think they’re doing a secret double entendre competition thing tbh

littlbrowndog · 27/04/2023 20:50

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:49

Miles needs to "stop being so hard" on himself? I've never seen anyone so in love with himself

Never ever

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:50

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:49

Miles needs to "stop being so hard" on himself? I've never seen anyone so in love with himself

I was thinking exactly the same thing !

GrouchyKiwi · 27/04/2023 20:50

Why are there so many mushrooms this season? I can't take to anyone who is using them.

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:50

It's all that stuffing and filling

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:50

I'd eat owens as well.

Skankhunt84 · 27/04/2023 20:50

Poo on bread.

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:50

Yay, Owen!

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:51

Sounds horrible

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:51

Michelle and mirel out then?

Skankhunt84 · 27/04/2023 20:52

I'd like to see Thuy and Owen married.

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