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Masterchef UK: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 18/04/2023 19:46

New thread!

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TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:37

God Twee don't encourage him !!

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:37

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:37

I missed the brief for this bit, what have they to make?

Something stuffing related

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Blueberrycreampie · 27/04/2023 20:37

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:36

'Ballonteens'

<screams into void>

So very annoying!

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:37

Kidneys 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:38

'When you come to talk to me it reminds me of the Grade 1 piece 'Creepy Crawly', Gregggggg'

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:38

Lovely close-up of Michelle snipping kidneys. I am now the colour of a basil and lime sorbet.

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:38

I think Michelle might be on her way.

ChicoryDip · 27/04/2023 20:38

I wish one of them would stuff Gregg.

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:38

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:37

Something stuffing related

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Thanks, my vape decided to burn and sent me into a coughing fit so I missed it.

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:38

Mushrooms 🤢

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littlbrowndog · 27/04/2023 20:39

Kidney sandwich. 🤦‍♀️

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:39

I once saw a documentary about skin grafts and they were using one of those mallets rather like Owen. Just saying.

Wolfcub · 27/04/2023 20:39

Thai sausage and mash. No. Just no

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:40

Arrrgghhh Halsall. I can't get that out of my head now.

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:40

That wink 🤮

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 27/04/2023 20:40

I don't think I've ever heard of "green curry gravy" before. I feel there's probably a good reason for this.

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:40

Wolfcub · 27/04/2023 20:39

Thai sausage and mash. No. Just no

If it's not proper bangers and mash and gravey I'm not interested

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littlbrowndog · 27/04/2023 20:41

The tweezer wanker just winked 🤮

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:41

We did not need to see that shot of Miles lovingly fingering his sausage.

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:41

Arribatta😅😅

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Wolfcub · 27/04/2023 20:41

I sense arancini disaster

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:42

All I see is Eileen Grimshaw

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TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:42

Oh fuck off Gregg !

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:42

I've never had nice arancini. They are always really bland and disappointing.

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:42

Gregg you fucking idiot

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