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Masterchef UK: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 18/04/2023 19:46

New thread!

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Skankhunt84 · 27/04/2023 20:13

I could chin him.

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:13

Michelle looks so much better with her hair not tortured into that weird up-do.

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:13

Thanks Skank. This one with the raw tofu he'll type dish.

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:14

Hell !!

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:14

Granny card

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EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:14

Oh, John is in his Phase Eight January Sale outfit again. Lots of velour left over after Christmas.

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:15

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:14

Oh, John is in his Phase Eight January Sale outfit again. Lots of velour left over after Christmas.

He's upgraded from Bon Marche

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ChicoryDip · 27/04/2023 20:15

Randomly I've just been searching for vegan Romanian restaurants. It hasn't made me want to visit anytime soon.

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:15

I just shouted "Granny"!

viques · 27/04/2023 20:15

Good evening all. Two lots of pickled veg tonight, which I approve of, I did a cheffy lunch today which was smoked mackerel pate on sourdough toast with a side of pickled cucumber . Pickled my own walnuts cucumber as a tribute to Len.

ooh pus sorbet. Looks vomit inducing.

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:15

Kefir pannacotta. Soy sauce with strawberries.

GET OUT 👉

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:15

Miles spouts arrogance. I don't think I'm a fan

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/04/2023 20:16

Did he just say he changes like the tide? What a fuckwit.

ChicoryDip · 27/04/2023 20:16

Nothing worse than a stroppy pannacotta. 🤣

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:16

Pebble. Wasn't he the one who was foraging in Croydon ?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/04/2023 20:16

Fondant is not pastry.
evening.

EsmaCannonball · 27/04/2023 20:17

Davros · 27/04/2023 20:15

I just shouted "Granny"!

Come on. John's jacket is a bit Rita Fairclough but it's not that ageing.

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:17

Linda will be on the cover of Closer magazine soon

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 27/04/2023 20:17

Why would you pick something that's "so temperamental"?

I enjoy cooking and I'm pretty good, but I'd go for a bomb-proof recipe under these circumstances!

Blueberrycreampie · 27/04/2023 20:17

Gregg's face! 🤣

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:17

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/04/2023 20:16

Did he just say he changes like the tide? What a fuckwit.

You capture the essence of what we’re all thinking, OhWhat

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/04/2023 20:17

Gregg was rather terrifying there!!

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 20:17

TheDogsMother · 27/04/2023 20:16

Pebble. Wasn't he the one who was foraging in Croydon ?

Yep 😅

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littlbrowndog · 27/04/2023 20:17

Halsall · 27/04/2023 20:17

You capture the essence of what we’re all thinking, OhWhat

🤣🤣🤣

jay55 · 27/04/2023 20:18

John was looking healthier and tonight he's back to looking unwell, plus the camera guy is giving him really unflattering angles.

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