Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

When is this series due to finish?

Joseph's polenta and cheese combo looks like a deconstructed lemon meringue pie.

Was there something missing on that plate? There was a big gap.

That's a snack surely?

The bread looks good. Not sure about the rest of it.

Michelle has zero wrinkles

Hannah looks a bit closer to 28 now. Must have been stressful in the kitchen.

Hannahs dish is a joke 😂😂

I love polenta. With a fuckton of butter, black pepper and Parmesan. Mmmm.
every fucker is making flatbread aren’t they.

Isn't it ShirleyPhallus who fancies Gregg? Sorry for defaming her if it's not the case.

I think they are taking 3x people each week to the knockout rounds which usually last for 2x weeks. So maybe two more weeks of heats after this one and then two weeks of knockout rounds?

That's my best guess.

Cmon Linda

Is this miniature week - who makes flatbread the size of a 20p piece?

Nice work, Linda, that looks great.

She's getting her legal team ready as we speak

Oh, ooze. Yum.

Poor Hannah, they shouldn't have let her on here. She's so very derpy. I'm not sure even she thinks she should be there.

She doesn't like criticism.

Yes Linda!!

Hannah and Michelle to leave. Owen saved by them.

I think Shirley has just observed Greggggg's muscled thighs at close range. In the gym. I can’t remember whether she approved of them, though.

Oh no please not "oozes".

Well done Linda! Really delighted for her, it means a lot.

What's derpy??

Linda having a hot flush