Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

Evening all, following but having a few IT problems tonight for some reason!

I like the bowls.

Me too. Wi-fi is playing up.

Anyway, I am so over tuiles.

The fish and stew... even DC could have made that. He has to be on his way out.

Why put figs with lemon meringue?

'I wanted to face plant myself in it'.

High praise.

'It's screaming "Sugar!" and "Sweetness!" to me.'

Bit rude to describe Gregg's usual critique method like that. And calling him 'it'.

That tart looks really delicious, annoyingly.

That looks weird Forest. Eeek.

Oh noooo! Not Forest!

First nasturtium of the competition, I think?

oh Forest, you’ve muffed this one

Noodles from a packet! Forest might have peaked far too soon.

Forest should have gone on the Bake-Off.

Think he’s muffed the pudding too

That's not a mess.

Forest was so brilliant and now he's gone a bit basic.

Nooooooo. Not wooden boards instead of plates.

Anurag must save the day

Those colours are amazing.

Anurag is my only hope now. I'm even forgiving him for serving this on the wanky wooden board.

At least it’s not a slate. Small mercy, I know.

Mmm bread pakoras. Love em

It's like a Glaswegian sandwich.

'It's my first time eating a battered sandwich.'

Cut to 2024 and Kenny returns fatter than Vegas Elvis.

Thomasina is irritating me