Favourite Motherland quotes?

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I can’t believe people don’t watch this show. God bless you all, missing out on this!

What’re your favourite quotes?

‘Why is it called a pornstar martini?’
’Because it relaxes your anus.’

Liz

at parents evening...

Can you all just back off a bit? It's not the antique's roadshow!

Oh, thank you all for this thread, I have laughed my way through it. Love Motherland.

I just love the way the group are greeted by Meg or whoever. "It's the pussy posse. And Kevin."

Love it when Ivy is sick at her party and, when finally seen from her window, Julia says, “The birthday girl in the royal box.”

And then she projectile-vomits onto the window. 🤣

I keep randomly remembering Liz's divorce solicitor.

'Fucking hell Linda'
'Don't look at me, I just send the texts mate'

The holiday episode, when Kevin drags the large dead pig from the car roof rack.

Julia: Oh, you didn't tell us Gill was coming!

“Wait til he gets on Tinder, see how much of a co-parent he is then.” Liz

”I’ll be in career no-man’s land. Do you know why it’s called no-man’s land? Because no men are there, it’s all women. All the men have been promoted.” Julia

Haha I love that bit!

I think the laugh Liz does when she says that was fully genuine from the actress.

Page 9 before "no mum left behind"?

Kevin: I need some fresh air, I can't cope.

Liz: you're in a park Kevin

😆

When it's Christmas Eve and Marion compares Julia's towels to drying herself on a weetabix:

"If you just give me nine hours to spirit up Christmas, and then I can dust off my towel loom and I can weave you one from the hair from a baby's arsehole"

🤣

Quite a few from the Halloween episode.

Liz prodding Julia's breasts. "Nice pumpkins"

Liz, again. "It's getting a bit spicy!"

And of course, "Leee Meeead!"

Oh God this too. Cannot pass a bubble tea shop without the overwhelming urge to say this in Liz's voice.

Not a line as such but when Liz goes to the Hygge Tygge opening and talks someone through where everything used to be when it was a kebab shop.

This belongs on a t-shirt. (Or mug for the workplace?)

The mannerisms and wordless actions are arguably the funniest. I personally loved Meg’s mum hack by simply unrolling wrapping paper over the top of the kids’ present on the sofa v late on Christmas Eve. Brilliant. And you can recycle it for next year crease-free, if you are so inclined.

World Book Day?

“Kevin do you fancy popping in to Amanda’s soft opening?” Liz when Amanda announces the soft opening of Hygge Tygge.

“Here’s your pig you selfish bitches!…..and Bill”. Kevin

#shitshop

😁

I'll just have the breadsticks

Meg singing ‘ohhhh bodyform’ on their night out 😂 I had a colleague that used to sing that line