MAFZ OZ UK pace 2 - no spoilers!

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Thought I'd make a new thread ready for tonight's episode...we've managed to fill the first one already!

Ads already? Gawd.

Oh forgot about the age difference with the children of Teflon creep

Watching Josh and sexdog is so awkward. Leave x2?

I think she'll say stay, he'll say leave.

Shannon I just want to stick him in an autoclave until he melts

Mould him into a tyre the amount of shit he spins

Eh up here we go

Who are you kidding Brontë 🙄 wi the faux touchy feely shite

Are Bronte and Harrison still living apart?

We will get to the bottom of things, will you, John?
Like usual?!

John sounding strict..... let's see...

Nah he moved in.

Jesse is growing nicer looking to me

Brontë will put stay with Harry cos she is clinging on to his arm like a limpet

Oh fuckofffuckofffuckoff Harrison you slimy, patronising twat.

Jesse was very sweet when he said he was attracted to Claire.

He wasn't seeing the best side of Brontë !!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you Harrison.

twat

Bronte apologised? What for?

What? He's got to be a plant!!!

So basically, she's become a surrendered wife for the insta fame!

Grange Hill.

just. Say. No.

I assume he wasn't wearing his ring. Arsehole.

He only took the number because he's a niiiiiiiiice guuuuuuuy
Vom
Yeah right

Clare is going to erupt

You tell him, Allessandra

Burn from Alessandra!