MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Nobody even asked you if you slept with her you cretin. Looks dodgy that you had to get that in there so quickly

How did he get through the vetting?

For the bin 🤣🤣🤣

Isn't he vile?

Re the wisteria: I have the tension wires but just need to prod husband to put the bloody things up. So looking forward to having a beautiful wisteria up the back of my house

For the bin!!

Be patient with your plants, 5 years I waited for mine to flower. Worth it though, one whole flower last year 🤣

I still can’t understand why Harrison was single… I mean he’s a catch right?

You just want the insta shit Harrison. You don’t want love.

you only love your scabby self

i think he’s legitimately missing brain cells - lots of them

They haven’t even got to the ongoing gaslighting yet

I love the sex expert

100%

fuck me he’s deluded

I've heard they take ages. Did you plant several?

Sorry to derail thread

Hang on, they didn’t even let Brontë speak!

I have 3 plants. One flower. It’s been an interesting journey. 😂 now I know they can do it - I’m invested.

Threatening it helped.

I like that advice😄

Aww Brontë. You can do better. You cannot do any worse.

don’t let him break you.

Oh no Brontë!! Run!

I'd rather be married to a plant than Harrison.

Harrison's facial
Expressions were brilliant

He did not like being told off by a woman

Bronte, Bronte, Bronte - you’re clearly only in it for the insta-fame. You can’t want to be with an utter pillock like that. She should’ve put leave too.

He's a proper misogynist arse.

100% this

i fear for whoever gets him in real life. If he’s like this showing his best side to the cameras….

Perhaps Brontë should go with Josh both decent people but with awful ones

I think they might evict Shannon