MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Is Shannon even human? He has 0 self-awareness or humanity. What a twat. Him and Harrison should date each other.

As they’ve only been in a week couldn’t they draft in a nice new chap for Caitlin? Or promise to do better for her in the next series?

Well yes but I think that’s exactly why Jessie found her irritating at first. The loudness is all show.

I love the picture challenge! Surely they all know by now you have to put your husband or wife first.
I’m stunned they all rate Melinda. Glad to see Clare up there and Brontë is naturally very beautiful.

My heart broke for Caitlin today.

Good that it all came out early though, or it would have been a lot harder on her. She is so nice and deserves much, much better and someone who is not an idiot.

Shannon will always be in contact with his ex if they have a DD together --- so whoever he goes with now or in future will have problems if he can't commit to them without thinking of his ex

I hope the show/him had warned Caitlin soon after the wedding about his ex

I kept being confused cos I thought Shannon was a girls name

Me too! She looks a bit like my dd (although my dd hasn't had lip fillers!) so it made it worse watching her trying to hold it together.

Shannon is a wizened, leathery little goblin.

I like Jesse. He has said some clangers 'I don't chase girls', but underneath it all I think he's a very sensitive guy.

To be honest I think Jesse and Claire are a bad match, but its Jesse's fault that he was been matched with her. In his intro, and chats to the experts pre meeting Claire he had this persona of being this extroverted, extravagant, fun guy with a big personality and wanting somebody who could keep up. Meet Claire....

The issue arose when he struggled to maintain the persona and showed his actually quite introverted personality and a need for quiet, space and calm. There's nothing wrong with being that way, but it isn't the way he projected himself. I imagine if he'd been more honest they wouldn't of been put together.

Also side note, she doesn't even seem that wild or OTT. She seems like a nice, normal girl who has been positive and enthusiastic. She doesn't demand the spotlight like he makes out.

When Jesse was looking round the apartment in spoilt horror saying that Claire would like it (in a derogatory way) I don't think I've ever disliked someone more.

Perhaps he just simply doesn't physically fancy Claire and this is his odd immature way of trying to push her away .

Also side note, she doesn't even seem that wild or OTT. She seems like a nice, normal girl who has been positive and enthusiastic. She doesn't demand the spotlight like he makes out

Exactly. She seems really nice. I think a lot of the guys fancy her so there might be some adulterous flirting going on...

In the preview bit for tonight didn't it show Claire and the good looking bloke with dark hair & beard flirting together and then going off for conversation at the next dinner party?

Or was it someone else that I have muddled Claire up with?

Well there is a “wife swap” in most of the MAFS series these days so maybe this is it.
They’ve only seen the blokes that are behaving badly or the blokes that are properly loved up. No idea about Dan and the rest ( can’t remember the names even).

Yeah I think it was Claire and either Mormons bloke or the bloke with the vague podcast career!

It was Claire and Adam - podcast reality show man.

FYI the MAFSHysteria podcast which was great on the last UK show, is on again. Not listened to it yet, but planning to today...

Thanks! Listened to that while cleaning! Very funny!

Was about to ask if there was a podcast with no spoilers (too scared to google and see something I shouldn't!). Thank you.

@Thinkitsrainingagain I am listening to Chris and Dave's reality TV cast.

They are ahead as watching at Aussie pace. I just go back and listen to episodes after I've watched them.

It's on a daily basis so you wouldn't be spoiled unless you listened ahead.

These two are brilliant 😄😄

I love the picture challenge! Surely they all know by now you have to put your husband or wife first.
I’m stunned they all rate Melinda. Glad to see Clare up there and Brontë is naturally very beautiful.

I think Brontë has had quite a bit of 'enhancement' hasn't she? You can see she definitely naturally pretty anyway but I think she looks like she's had fillers and botox at least?
Her eyes are amazing though.. if not a little alarmed, but who can blame her for that..!

I think they’ve all had a shed load of enhancements. Not a frown line between them.

I don’t see Melinda as being facially attractive and I don’t think the enhancements add much. In fact they make her look odd. It was interesting to see her top of the photos for most. I guess the men aren’t really looking for “pretty” but hot..

I don’t think any of the men are my type so I would struggle. I’m not a fan of stupid so Harrison’s blank expression puts me right off.

I'd have Josh at the top of mine, followed by Duncan. I have a type 😑

If I were Brontë I'd have to leave. There's no way I could tolerate Harrison. He's not even attractive, despite what he thinks.

I thought it was hilarious that Tahnee (the young one) put Josh and Dan at the top tier - so funny.

I like Dan and Sandy but reckon they are friend zone.