MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

I reckon Melinda is going to end up with Harrison.

exactly
how refreshing that a man's lie is that he didn't have sex

next episode looks good- dinner party, yes!!

I thought she was making it up as trying to save face if she was rejected.

I think he was being very respectful - strangely enough I think there are worse matches. Couple be very balancing if they can get there.

Just catching up now.

I feel like they're throwing Toy Story PJs Man into the Lion's den

I'm a bit behind this evening's viewing.

Melinda is RUDE AF. How dare she. I'm cross.

Think i was watching about 5 mins ahead of you all. If you go on All4 right from the start it cuts out about half of the ads.

God I'm embarrassed for Melissa .

The first dinner party - no one can see that episode yet no ?

Just seen the clip ?

And yeah Melinda just got kudos

Yes, just the clip.
Tomorrow, dinner party time.

Thank you!

Melissa's friends need to stop. Didn't like the way they were talking about Josh at all.

Melinda. Christ.

Definitely getting Neurodiverse vibes from Josh! And that's not meant in a derogatory way, I'm newly diagnosed myself 😅

I think she is going to eat the poor man alive! Hopefully they can be a good balancing influence on each other.

The Botox armpit one who's name I've already forgot is disgusting. But the series does always seem to have one mean girl. She's the new Tamara.

Just call her 9.5. Everyone will know who you mean :)

Just got to green dress lady. She's giving me Worzel Gummidge vibes

I'm not happy that Melissa has said that people watching will think Josh is not into her if he's not telling the production team they are having sex.

It is obvious that Woody was brought up by sexually repressed parents and perhaps was even told his entire life that talking about it is dirty, or something. Horny Bear attacking him for not wanting to tell everyone about them having had sex or jumping her bones every 5 seconds on camera isn't going to make him want to come out of his shell either. It's actually really painful to watch and kinda abusive.

9.5 being offended that Leyton would rather work than be in bed with her was hilarious. When she spent all day shitting on him.

I disagree I think it's just in his nature that he's uncomfortable talking about it and a bit awkward. I can relate as I'm similar.

I do agree with you though on everything you said about her. Her poor son watching this back and all his mates seeing it 🤣🤣

I don't understand how anyone who has children can go on TV and behave like that. Knowing that it will be shown for all to see.

If he'd kept it up all the way through the series then she might have a point that it'd start to be considered a flag by others, but on night one they will be in the minority of couples that slept together anyway, there's absolutely no need to share at that stage (or share the graphic details at any stage).

Mrs 9.5 was barely recognisable when she took those humongous eyelashes off. I’ve just been clearing up snow with a broom that had less bristles.

I see a lot of myself in Jesse 😂 and I'm not even a Cancer 😁. He has been paired with one of the most annoying women in there. Clare is just painful and loud. If he was paired with Lyndall he'd have probably been fine. Because they both show vulnerability . I find him one of the most interesting people in there.

I don't know why they make it so complicated, all Josh needed to do was reassure her that does like her but he was being respectful by keeping it private. Why does that need to be an argument??

And miss 9.5, she told him not to be creepy and cuddle her in bed etc then was arsey that he pissed off to presumably give her some space to settle in. Jeez

Probably Lyndall's CF would have given him the ick!

Claire is annoying, undoubtedly, but I think she could show quite a bit of vulnerability. I am not sure Jesse has the emotional competence to start addressing his issues yet .