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MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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GooseberryCinnamonYogurt · 06/03/2023 06:59

Let's get started! Please no spoilers

OP posts:
Villagetoraiseachild · 13/03/2023 20:14

Wow they had no conversation....Awks....

Villagetoraiseachild · 13/03/2023 20:15

She's so brittle....

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:15

And there she goes, off on a misconception. She’s the new Tamara

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/03/2023 20:15

Yup, getting Tamara vibes too.

crazylegscrain · 13/03/2023 20:16

She clearly hasnt gone on the show
For love

She's there for the insta followers

PSNonsense · 13/03/2023 20:16

I think she's my least favourite so far, and that's saying something!

Villagetoraiseachild · 13/03/2023 20:18

Glad it's the ads, not enjoying what she brings...
Her Mum looks lovely

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:18

This has to be a deliberate ploy by the producers to add drama, as she’d have had a very different reaction if she knew he’d built up his own businesses from the start. Going to be difficult for her to climb down off that horse now.

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 13/03/2023 20:19

I agree I don't like her at all

Arrrrrrragghhh · 13/03/2023 20:21

Why would you even put someone who loves them self so much on a show about loving someone else. Clearly Melindas “ empire” just needs a figurehead husband. Someone equally not interested in anything other than looking like a power couple.

Poor Colin or whatever’s Melissa husband is called. They could have got him someone a bit more demure. He really reminds me of the Four Weddings and a Funeral bloke that marries the equally posh bride in the Shepherdess’s outfit.

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 13/03/2023 20:21

Agree about producers but the silence was not edited into it

It could have been edited out of others though

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:23

I feel like Melissa would have been sexually attracted to a cardboard cut-out

PSNonsense · 13/03/2023 20:23

🤣🤣🤣 Colin! He really does look like a Colin (apologies to the Colin's out there).

Arrrrrrragghhh · 13/03/2023 20:24

Oh god . I can’t watch.

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 13/03/2023 20:24

ICK ICK ICK with 9.5

Chooba · 13/03/2023 20:24

Watching Melinda not kiss him is awful

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 13/03/2023 20:25

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:23

I feel like Melissa would have been sexually attracted to a cardboard cut-out

Or a HUGE MIRROR

IAteAllTheTomatoes · 13/03/2023 20:26

There's very couples that I have any hope for do far other than Cam & Lyndal.

I like Sandy but not her match, he seems false.

Harrison,Jesse, sex lady, and all the career obsessed people aren't compatible with anyone.

AnyaMarx · 13/03/2023 20:27

Found you my peoples !

Do you think
Sometimes the producers want totally mismatched couples just for the drama ?

Colin is not going to
Work

And the marriage celebrant is a problem se fucking dick

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:27

Does green dress lady have her jaw wired shut?

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/03/2023 20:28

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:23

I feel like Melissa would have been sexually attracted to a cardboard cut-out

😁

Floofydawg · 13/03/2023 20:30

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:27

Does green dress lady have her jaw wired shut?

I think she's sucking a massive gobstopper.

Arrrrrrragghhh · 13/03/2023 20:30

I thought he meant money tree as in the plant

Sunbird24 · 13/03/2023 20:31

She’s annoying me

Floofydawg · 13/03/2023 20:32

Mel's mates are totally pissing on her bonfire. I mean, i know that they're saying but if the poor woman is happy just leave her be.

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