Love Island 2023: Final ahoy and new bombshells will feature. Which pair should win? Vote the sponsorship creatures.

[TellingBone]

Title once again inspired by @CarpyDiem among others

#Never #Noregreeeeets

• get to know HER although to be fair, I think Casey would be just as eager if the new guy had chosen him.

That’s a really good summary of them. I agree with everything!

I don’t watch the Aussie LI. What was Jessie like on it? I think she’s playing the long game but I think most of them are. Really interested to hear about Jessie in the Oz prog?

I've heard Tom say a few times "I'm not like this on the outside". Easy to say I know, but I believe him. He's never made any promises to any girl before in there as he hasn't got that far, but I think he's definitely into Samie.

Regarding the Tom/Casey thing, I think Casey went in there a bit in awe of Tom. I don't think he's gay at all, he just has a bit of a man crush.

It was a couple of years ago I watched it but she was younger (obviously!) and more bubbly and fun although she did bounce around between men quite a bit. I think that’s why this time she is sticking as an alternative strategy. I liked her last time, this time she is fake and dramatic. I think she still lived in Tasmania then and wanted to move to Sydney, this time she wants to move to the UK. I really like Aussie LI, it’s to so popular over there so it’s typically less dramatic, they are more open and frank about sex and Sophie Monk seems really friendly and compassionate to the contestants.

I keep meaning to say that I’ve noticed the last few nights that Claudia seems to have her tongue permanently up Olivia’s arse, which I find really odd as you would expect someone like her with the lifestyle and connections she has really wouldn’t be arsed with her. She was draped all over Olivia when she saw the clip of Liv chatting shit about her and she didn’t bat an eyelid, didn’t even change expression. And Sammie a few weeks ago, when Tanyel was still in the villa, seemed to quite dislike Olivia. She even pushed the water on her accidentally on purpose. But now she seems to have been taken in by her too. So it really does seem like Olivia seems to have this weird hold Ed all the girls.

I met a few Olivias in my time, and it does take time to realise that the sniping it a continuous stream. Olivia tends to pick her audience and builds with breadcrumbs so others sway to her viewpoint. Her vulnerability also leaves others afraid to speak out for fear of them being the bully. She is oblivious and probably convinced herself that her hour of bitching won’t make it to the show.

Hope it all goes well x

I think tonight is going to be DULL

I think they should lock people in the hideaway for 2 days that would weed out the real from the fake couples, and should be like old big brother! On 24

She's acting the victim whilst manipulating her younger villa mates...being kind she's being naïve because she is emotionally immature not having a decent relationship under her belt despite being 27! It's all about her looks and her ego she's not equipped for compromise and reality

Oh Shaq...

Shaq flits between massive emotional maturity and extreme immaturity.

I think he's been raised really well but is just young and inexperienced.

And he's fallen into the arms of a narcissist.

So annoyed at Shaq.

don’t think the girls need to be worried about Rosie.

Tanya gets away with it because shes little and sweet looking - ive met a lot of girls like that!! (not me, im huge)

Bombshells?? really???

Kai looks like a good date. He's actually quite funny and interesting. Where was that hiding?!

Jessie couldn't get out of there fast enough 😂 she's completely set on Will even though he's a player and will continue to be a player.

The new boy looks like someone but I can't think who; an actor maybe. It's going to drive me mad until I work it out.

I can't believe Shaq. Utter fool.

I've done a 180 on Kai and I'll probably vote for him to win.

"What nice teeth you have, what nice eyes you have"?!

This is a date with the Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood or Casey and Rosie?

That new boy is very attractive. Shame he is a BOY!

I could see Keanan and Claudia together (on the basis of a shared Northern heritage).

Paul Mescal?

Casey is just a sleaze!!

Casey is a sleazebag.

Casey looked very sheepish. He knows he prefers Rosie already.

New boy reminds me of a cross between John Bishop and a Peaky Blinders character, its the hair and mouth i think..

Claudia can do much so better then Casey!