Love Island Winter 2023 thread 3. D'do one Ron, Ron, D'do one Ron

[TellingBone]

Title courtesy @CarpyDiem

Have at it!

Jessie is very classy in speaking to Layla.

Classy was the word that came to my mind too.

Jessie is a bit pissed off...even if she doesn't really care for Will (and she doesn't). it's still a kick in the cooch to know that the stupidest, least attractive idiot in the Villa snogged someone else...and you didn't.

Jessie is so classy.

She looks absolutely stunning tonight. I hope she holds onto her dignity.

Oh god my toes will never uncurl.

Jessie has massively gone up in my estimations

She is lovely. Really liking her more and more.

I can’t work out if Jessie is lovely or trying to win

I almost think Jessie hooking up with Will really boosted his confidence hence the fooking up. Because honestly, jessie is funny and gorgeous, but Layla I don't see anything...except underboob!

She is far too good for him

Tanyas gonna come back with whatshisface surely?

Oh god my toes will never uncurl. IKR?

I don’t feel sorry for the new girls, they know what the score is. They want to be in the main villa, so go about trying everything and every one to get in there. Cynthia knew Casey had already kissed someone else, it didn’t stop her laying it on thick. She wasn’t crying because she liked him, she really thought he’d pick her and was angry.

Even though I can't stand him, I'm really hoping Mr Chin Pubes ends up in the Villa.

I was 100% thinking this!

Did no one explain to Lana and Jessie that if they were stood alone then they were sticking?! They both were so confused

Jessie is so lovely.

Tanya is totally coming back with Martin, why wait till last if she's sticking?!

Ouch!

And all of a sudden Kai is no longer bottom 3 and the poetic justice is delivered!

Oooooh here we go! She's bringing him baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...

Did no one explain to Lana and Jessie that if they were stood alone then they were sticking?! They both were so confused

I guess it doesn't look so obvious from where they enter, and they have to walk in those heels, and all the emotions and everything?

Poor Shaq. I feel sad for him

Poor Shaq

Do you think Shaq will walk?

I feel bad for the men with Olivia and Tanya; they just about get an arm and a shoulder on the telly.

Tanya wants to have cake and eat it..

I hope he doesn't walk, that gives her the easy way. She needs to justify her actions. I don't think Martin is in any way in to her, I'm not buying him.

Do you think Shaq will walk?

Poor Shaq, I hope he walks. He's not cut out for this programme.

Oh god, now I'm feeling sorry for Martin.