Love Island Winter 2023 thread 3. D'do one Ron, Ron, D'do one Ron

[TellingBone]

Title courtesy @CarpyDiem

Have at it!

That's awful if it's the case. I've always assume the white boys pick the white girls as a preference and black boys pick black girls out of preference and solidarity. Tbh I don't know which is worse.

Just seen that Faye and Teddy have split up. That lasted a lot longer than anyone thought it would!

I wonder if it's ladies of a certain age who fancy Casey. He has 80's pop star vibes. As a woman clearly far too old to be watching this I have to confess to finding him attractive.

Although I did really fancy George Micheal back then and was in denial when my gay North London hairdresser told me I had no chance

Maybe Martin and Shaq just like black women?

Also, Casey seems to like Cynthia and Kai is with Olivia.

It was strange last night Casey seemed to like Sanam but ended up with Cynthia inviting herself to his bed and then Casey decided what the hell might as well go in that direction. I think Casey likes beautiful women. I think if Sanam of had got in there first with the bed conversation I’m not sure if Cynthia would have been in the picture. Not sure if you can gauge Casey type as he was a dog on heat last night. It looked like Cynthia was about to mount him in last nights preview.

I agree. It's obvious at this point that she was using Kai as a placeholder.

I genuinely thought they’d go the distance. I thought he was her lobster!

And did everyone say that ex islander Laura Anderson is now pregnant with Gary Lucy off of Hollyoaks’ sprog?!

What do you mean ‘at this point’?

It’s obviously a very strategic game at this stage for everyone! It isn’t about ‘lurve’, it’s about tv exposure, making the final and brand deals.

KIM! is the best one in there.

She’s just playing with Will’s head

That last clip of them in bed and she looked like she was playing rather lower down!

Goodness. She was having IVF with Dane Bowers last summer. Good luck to her.

"The best looking guy in the villa"

Is Tanya blind?

Mr Chin Pubes???

You need to go to Specsavers, lover.

*love

They're all scintillating conversationalists innit? 😅

They are all actually pretty boring people, you’d think they’d do small talk checks in the casting.

Thinking the same

Chin pubes 🤣 ho estly the worse though, be clean shaven or decently covered, no teenage bumfluff!

Maxwells eyes look like hes constantly stoned

Ooh will is disappointed in himself! All well and good mate but you will need to tell Jessie before it comes out on movie night!

If only three are going back who's taking them? Casey, kai and olivia?

I don't like martin, I can't deal with people who back themselves that much....but I wasn't bought up in a household where you do that but know loads of people who do bring their kids up with that you are the best mentality.

I'm not particularly keen on Lydia but she had her sights on him from the start and hasn't strayed from the target!

Martin is just AWFUL , how could anyone even look at him ! This whole thing (class Amor) is just cringe this year. Both the boys and girls are trying so so hard, are basically lying and manipulating the OG islanders ... I'm almost ready to turn off .. it's so painful to watch

Lydia somehow reminds me of Amelia out of Emmerdale 🤔

The villa has got viagra in their drinking water bottles. Tom looks bored as hell but still went in for the kiss.

Really don’t like Martin. He is an arrogant twat.
Tanya needs to remember that she should not be grafting .
Tom should thank the Lord for his looks because he is unbelievably dull

Tom