Love Island Winter 2023 thread 3. D'do one Ron, Ron, D'do one Ron

[TellingBone]

Title courtesy @CarpyDiem

Have at it!

Well, Shaq's fucked isn't he?

Is it my tv or does Ryan look orange with very white teeth?

Oh yes...think she will be using the Jake playbook for casa!

Is a tiny bit mean leaving the guys alone for the first night, do you think they're trying the absence makes the heart grow fonder?

Bloody he'll, Martin is a bit forthright staking his claim on Tanya's bed!

Rapidly!

If Jessie sticks to "go for it if you want to" then fine. Most of the couples are pretty rocky and I think the advice is actually sound.

It only gets Jake-ish if she starts egging anyone on more specifically

Think Layla needs a bigger bikini top somehow..

I wonder if your beautiful, instagram influencer types are just not interested in Love Island nowadays?

Certainly not interested in Casa.

If I had any clout as an influencer I'd insist on OG islander or early bombshell, otherwise you're fighting against early connections, with a slim chance of getting into the main villa.

These Casa girls seem far more ‘everyday’ people and with believable jobs. Less of the already somewhat successful models/dancers/actors/influencers that fill out the OG islanders and early bombshells each year.

Evidence that they struggle to get people willing to go in for Casa? Danica revealed she turned it down in the past. Have to lower their standards a bit and as such we get much more normal people who aren’t already on the edge of fame/success anyway.

I've paired off Kai and Lynda as they're fellow Mancs. We're an insular bunch.

Crossposted. But yes, agree!

Certainly not interested in Casa.

Oh yeah, that's obvious now you say it.

Ha! Kai's virtually my neighbour.

I salute that bikini top for trying it's very best against some insurmountable odds 🤣

I'm sure this is due to my age, but I think that the girls look terrible stomping around in heels with bent knees. Remind me a bit of Patsy in Ab Fab.

Yeah, don't wear heels if you can't walk in them.

I've never worn heels for that reason

Oh. I can't bear the new Sammy. Run away Tom.

I rate Cynthia, she seems natural and bubbly

Crikey Will was straight in there with the flirt!

I don't think Jessie is being like Jake, they're all saying the same sort of thing.

I think Claudia really likes Casey and I'm worried she's on for heartbreak so early on.

Sammy needs to cool it a bit

Where the hell have they found these girls…‘you need a real woman’ 🤮🤮🤮

I watching delayed live.

Just noted that when asked which of the boys thought their girls would stay true, only Will was seen to put his hand up

WILL!!!!!

Olivia is very😴I think that's why she's not had more "success" with the guys. She can be very pretty at times, but then soon as she starts speaking.....😴

Ryan and Martin stand out. Maybe they just look/seem more mature

Tanya, calm down please... "Good vibes"..🙄