DOCTORS - are we going to see the (fake bad) back of Brian for good?

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I’ll start it then.

Will he return to heap more misery on Scarlet?

Oh come on Jamie, you aren't 14. It has been a disaster since you met.

Pass the phone to Nan and she can call a doctor, or more like an ambulance 🤦‍♀️

Get a move on Nina!

doctor in the real world, everyone sits with their phones 24/7.

On a soap, in an emergency, suddenly... no phone.

It's a mystery.

Lily we can't let common sense get in the way of the plot.

Bloody hell Luka, you're horrible.

Raahh I know any sensible person in her situation would have a mobile within arms length!

doctors or at the very least, be sitting next to the land line!

Ahh just in time Gobbyplod!

(our land line doesn't work, however).

Luka has no respect for himself.
Jamie, it's pronounced aitch, not haitch
misses the point

I think this is the first actual 'doctoring' we have seen Nina do!
Up til now she has just been interfering and annoying.

Where's the ambulance?

Excellent service there from the Mill GPs.

Left over oxygen under the stairs?

Bloody hell Nina's voice is so irritating.

Well, with Sid otherwise engaged, the ambulance might take a while.

I am so irritated by Nina's voice it's unreal.

Luca - you didn't break up with Jamie and then see other people though, did you? You did the 'seeing other people' thing first.

Shouldn't the oxygen pressure on the cylinder be checked by Nina?

Nan has perked up a bit with that leftover oxygen

Nan's looking a wee but healthy, for someone who was grey and slumped on the sofa. A wee skoosh of oxygen and all is cured.

I'm still waiting for Nina to be exposed as a fake.

Her accent is worse than Kirsty's even - and that is saying something.

Well, this should give the police a reason to take Damian in.

They could put a message round to all the parents groups that there's a dodgy man about?