MAFS OZ (spoilers thread)

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Starts here in Oz 30th January so thought I'd give everyone a heads up if you're watching in real time with us.

In case anyone needs a reminder this will be the spoiler/up to date thread. Someone else can start the UK pace one.

Cameron doesn't do it for me, he has a very weak and trembly upper lip. I on the other hand am completely beautiful.

Is it just me or is this morning really dragging? It seems to be taking them forever to put the next episode up.

Episode 35 up!

Lord above, I'd forgotten how annoying Melissa is.

I don't want to spoilt this for anyone, but the bit with Harrison was GLORIOUS.

@lifeissweet SO annoying. She seems to think that every bloke is gagging for sex with her?

hideous woman

And I love Ollie even more!

I really enjoyed that episode! I hope tomorrow is as good as promised

The part with Harrison was worth all the previous 34 episodes, TV gold.

Tayla is really weird, she has different norms to the rest of the world, and really badly applied makeup. Cameron's facial expressions are of a man who has poo stuck in his moustache and it's all he can smell.

Cam really could not have dug himself a bigger hole. Every time he opened his mouth it got worse.

In a room with Harrison in it, he came off as the shittest human being. That is quite the achievement.

Love that Harrison's power was taken away from him.
Alyssa needs urgent psychological help.
Tayla is well...she's Tayla, what else can be said?

The best way to deal with narcissists is to laugh at them.

The paper aeroplane and the napkin on the head 😂😂

Best own goal of all time.

Alyssa, though...

I actually felt for her. She is clearly so hurt. She is just incredibly emotionally immature. She would have happily carried on in a relationship where they both spent half the time in tears and not speaking - and she doesn't see a problem with that. It is better than being rejected in her head.

I think Duncan handled it all pretty well. He really tried, even when she was being impossible and stonewalling him.

Of course he couldn't go into final vows and say yes. That would be saying it was working and he wanted to carry on with it. That would have been a terrible lie. I honestly think he was trying before that and hoping she would cop onto herself a bit. I believe he liked her. I don't think he lead her on, but I get why she was so hurt that she read it that way.

It was still so raw for her. Painful.

I'm sure she'll let rip again in the last episode. She needs help.

I loved that episode so much. Watching the entire table laughing at Harrison was utterly brilliant.

Tayla and Cam have to be sociopaths, surely? Tayla’s definitely not the full shilling.

As for Alyssa - words fail me. At least all the others got a ringside seat to watch what Duncan was put through for weeks on end. There can’t be a decent man in the whole of Australia who’d go near her now.

Just got episode 34 up on the big tv rather than watch it on my iPad I like I usually do. So excited to see it!

Enjoy!

Oh Harrison...... they all just laughed at you. Best five mins of the series!!!!
Love Ollie so much offering to rap the messages!
Poor Lyndall (but she looked fab) and Tayla is slightly deranged...
Alyssa needs help and soon. Duncan was as respectful as he could be given the circumstances. She never really saw how great he was.
Cracking dinner party!

Alyssa did everything she could to push Duncan away and accuse him of not liking her despite his best efforts to convince her otherwise.

And when he realised that she was always going to do this, he ended it, not because he doesn't care about her but because he himself is an emotionally healthy person. And then she's like 'see, I knew I wasn't good enough'

It's painful to watch.

Exactly.

@lifeissweet 😊thank you! That was brilliant!

I loved how not one of them took Harrison seriously and as much as I loathe Cam (which is a lot) the paper plane made really me laugh. I don't think even Harrison takes himself seriously.

Alyssa is so cringe inducing. I'd like one of them to have told her to shut the fuck up shhhh and stop being so utterly ridiculous.

Duncan is a saint to even talk to her. I'd put him with Evelyn, she's so stunning and funny I think they're a good match.

Looking forward to tomorrow! With Taylas bombshell 😳

Yup. I really hope they got her some therapy after this.

Harry is going to hate that edit. He came across as a complete joke. Brilliant

It was so nice to see Duncan properly belly laughing about Harrison's paper dossier. It made me realise that we have hardly ever seen that. The closest we got was his 3 days with Evelyn.

And as much as I'm suspicious of Bronte, there was some poetry in the last word to Harrison in that episode being her saying 'you are such a loser'

Nice.

I actually enjoyed that so much I think I’m going to have to watch it again.

Oh goodness me, never thought I would say this but Bronte handled herself really well. Just let him crack on with it, knowing everyone was already thinking he is a joke!

Tayla is not quite right is she. It is like laughing at someone with an "issue"... not sure what it is but she isn't very bright is she. I suppose to be attracted to Cam you dont really have to be.

Oh Alyssa. You just showed that Duncan must have had the patience of a saint

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYqbkg7d/

best 2 minutes of the season 🤡🤡🤡