MAFS OZ (spoilers thread)

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Starts here in Oz 30th January so thought I'd give everyone a heads up if you're watching in real time with us.

In case anyone needs a reminder this will be the spoiler/up to date thread. Someone else can start the UK pace one.

I actually think Tahnee and Ollie are sweet. They've moved into a flat in Bondi together ( Josh helped - and looks nothing like he did on the show). Nice to the show getting it right once in about 100 times.

I like them too. There doesn't need to be drama with every couple (though would be a full show without any drama). They seem just lovely x

Has anyone em seen the retreat episode yet? I need to talk about what a total nutjob Alyssa is. Poor Duncan - he is the perfect man in every way.

I’m actually gobsmacked at Alyssa. Having a tantrum because Duncan didn’t go up to her when she was with her friends - but also saying “I’m not gonna come up to YOU when you’re with YOUR mates”. Crying because he didn’t stop playing tennis to call her over 😂

My favourite part was when she literally said “Give me attention” so he said “Do you want a hug?”….”NO!” 🙄

'Give me attention. I need attention'

She's barking.

Duncan dealt with it so well trying to apologise and find solutions.

'Be a mind reader, or I'll give you shit'

Then:

'Duncan's not my type at all'

Kind, self aware, good looking, good at communicating... ??!!

Maybe he's not married to someone else? Could that be it? (Oooh. Catty! 🐱)

There is something going on with her. She's sabotaging and creating arguments out of nowhere.

Alyssa is rapidly moving into the ‘knobhead box’ alongside Harrison, Adam, Dan and Tayla.

Going to need a bigger box soon!

I've sent out a warning memo to the Little Mermaid to ensure she's nowhere in the area as I think she might just be his type...

So very true. The thing that astonishes me is the capacity of some of them to lie through their teeth. Alyssa and Tayla are particularly adept at it. And Harrison’s behaviour is a facsimile of Bryce’s a couple of series back. The vetting really does need to be better than this.

Is Tayla genuinely that dense that she doesn't see what she has done/is doing wrong? I mean Hugo is gormless but she just has no self awareness.

Bronte is I think playing the game now (I mean starting to play along with him, he's always been playing!). Blindly going along with whatever dickhead Harrison says

I'm also wondering if Alyssa is causing a fuss because she thinks they won't be getting any airtime - I mean how long do they (and Ollie and Tahnee) get at recoupling...pretty much zilch!

I'm really looking forward to tomorrow to see what they've overheard!!

Bronte & Harrison 'Yeah we don't care about Melinda & Leyton' - then they go on and on and on about them...

And we could do better than the ixperts. Seriously?

I really dislike Bronte, there is nothing genuine about her and Harrison, they're not even trying to hide it, but I'm sure she's delighted at all this airtime she's managed to conjure up for herself.

Alyssa is crazy, Duncan is amazing, I can't believe he's got this far in life and is still single, he seems to be such a nice guy.

I'm at the drinks reception. I want to see it out but god, the bickering is doing my head in. They're all like 12yos

I think she was going through a messy divorce and/or custody battle at the time.

Yes. I think Duncan will be inundated with offers from women when this is over. He appears to be perfect! I mean he can't be but damn he's close.

Alyssa is very immature.

Utterly barking. He was too nice to her - he should have told her to get a grip.

I swear I’d dump DH for Duncan. He is lovely - too good to be true??

I'm so late to the party, and can't find any links to stream!!! 😞

@juliettesmother

southhemitv.com/2023/02/26/episode-10-28

Alyssa!!! He's not my type at all! Yeah, coz no one wants a drop-dead handsome, kind, warm, empathic dh.

Bronte gaslights herself

THANK YOU!!!!! Shall play catch up now. 😊

😂😂