I can slide on ice for Britain. More often than not unintentionally. I cannot skate.
I took to James. Cher must be spitting because his arse was magnificent in that pair of big tights. He is coming across as a nice egg who is enjoying the whole experience of it. Colin did well for the lifts too. That must’ve been tricky. I would not look nice on them tights. Colin would not be able to lift me. I’d look like a clown in all that makeup. Jimmy’s going to be ok I think. Not sure if the final beckons though.
Holly needs to take lessons in dressing down from him. Fussy Fanny of a gown. Again.
Also Oti’s bunchtails. The woman is a goddess. She doesn’t need comedy hair.
Fash is looking nae bad for 60. Good on him for having a shot and being smiley. Ekin Su won’t have much to worry about now I reckon. Yes. A bit premature. I know. Bish bash bosh. Or fish fash fosh if you will.
Ekin-Su eked out the woe is me. You’re going to have to stop that lass. You’ll give me the hump. I already have the beginnings of one.
The wee Molly lass suits the less is more make up. She’s a bonny thing without the big make up. Sylvain’s a bit easy on the peepers. Anyway. They did well. I half wish he’d got Carly but hey ho. I worry about the piercings catching though. All that whirling around and sliding up and down from lifts makes me nervous. Loved loved loved the song. And love her mam 🥰 Sylvain though…. You could get a little distracted there…
Size 14 feet on the little chef? Tae fuck? Nope. Not going there. But. You know. Some of you were thinking the same as me.
Why the distancing from Ainsley? After the I’m not related chat, why the comedy shirt to go with chef costume ? I enjoyed it. I think. Just calm your chops son.
My mind drifted at the ads. Clearly. Corsodyl toothpaste. Gum problems. I didn’t see ‘gum’. It’s them size 14s I tells ya. Went into clarty moch mode. I know this to be true as the Yakult bottle out of the corner of my eye looked like summat else as well. Bring on the Fairy Bog Baby dishwasher tablets. My mind needs cleaning.
Love Dan and Karen. Wish they’d replace the banjo chap.
I love Carly. I’ve not even seen her skate yet. She doesn’t look any older since the Oaks bless her. She seems lovely. And I don’t know her from an egg. Obvs. Think this is my favourite skate this week. And skate she did. Loved it. I’m havering. It made me feel. Which is all I ask for. You could fall on your arse but if I feel something then you’re already winning. I like Mark but am wistful for the partnership that could have been.
I’m glad my fastforward worked for the tit from steps.
Love JT/CD - song was shite. Sorry Mickey Bubbles. It was though.
The Dance Off was not a surprise.
Someone was a better skater even though they went sexy pouty mouth again - why why why?
I enjoyed someone else’s much more for the joy of it all.
I bet I’m not the only one.
You feeling a bit better yet cherub? That is for you @Sunbird24 😊