IMACGMOOH 3 - The Matt Hancock show

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New thread!

And thanks all. I have an 18 month old now. Who likes to wind up her 5yo sister lol.

Logically I realise Hancock was just a head of his government department and they took advice from many people and looked at what other countries were doing. I don't reallyhold him personally responsible for all decisions that were made during lockdown, but do I want to see him covered in bugs eating some testicle? Well yes, yes I do.

I think they would like you to use the phone and pay but I can't imagine anyone but family and very close friends would. It's the same with strictly.

*matt didn’t cause the virus and like Boris I like they did the best they could do under the circumstances

it was all new to them and u*

God fucking help us! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Are we just ignoring that MH put forward his pub landlord for a £40m covid contract even though he had zero experience in that area? 40 million pounds??? You think that was completely above board?

Seriously I despair at how stupid people are in this country - a week on a reality show and all is forgiven 🙄 the man should be in prison, not the fucking jungle.

That's the bugger with democracy. People vote for people you don't like and sometimes you have to put up with it. At least this time it's only a TV show.

As @Blondeshavemorefun said, re; the trials, it should be that if you get voted for, for two trials on the trot, then you're exempt from two. If Matt is voted for, for every single trial, it's going to get very very tedious, very very quickly.

Matt doesn't seem too bad, and I don't hate him as much as I want to hate him. As has been said, he IS human and the things that happened were not all on him. He would have been told to do it, and even if it was his idea, he would have had to have had it authorised.

Also, I am not keen on Miss bossy boots Charlene, and am finding Sue quite annoying too. Jury is out with Boy George. Sometimes he's OK, sometimes he's irksome. Owen is nice, but I believe he puts the 'nice-but-dim' act on. Can't stand Chris Moyles. (Never liked him, dislike him more now.) Liking Mike Tindall, and also Jill, Scarlette, and Baba. And Seann seems OK too. Liked Olivia and am sad she went quickly.

Am also getting fed up of people being 'exempt' from trials. Sue has been exempt from most so far

Oh dear, 'rats and snakes' looks like Scarlettes just realized MH is in the camp!

I like Ant’s shirt.

Beautifully said @PurpleButterflyWings

yes I hope they start voting for someone else soon

and why is sue in it

she’s exempt from everything it seems

Celebs shouldn’t be allowed in if can’t do all the trials

Why do so many people not see through MH? He is clearly putting on an act. It is so obvious. I was astonished that Charlene, a journalist, was taken in by it.
And why did they find it so funny when he described how he ‘pivots’ when asked a question?
In other words, he was admitting to intentionally avoiding answering important questions that people want him to address. That’s disrespectful to the journalists putting those questions to him and the general public who have a right to hear his answers.

I wouldn’t call him brave either - he’s doing this for the money and publicity. That’s not brave. There are people who will do anything for either one of those, including eating a cow’s vagina, clearly.

Marina Hyde has nailed it here:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/nov/11/cringey-matt-hancock-bushtucker-trial-im-a-celebrity#comments

Quiet on here tonight!

Ah they look miserable AF

I have to wait till my husband finishes watching football till I can tune in

Thats a helluva lot of liquid on them

For once I’m watching live as not working

Owen doesn’t like getting wet dirty smelly

he winces at every drop and tries to avoid

matt just got on with it

Owen is struggling like! (Understandably) MH I can't work out if he just has very thick skin, or good at hiding his feelings/reactions. I'm going to go with the latter lol

Sue is really getting on my tits now "well don't come on I'm a celeb then" 😂

Ant was cutting there ! 😂
.. go Ant

I cannot work out why she is on the show

Dec is strict for such a cheery nice bloke

That was a good challenge. Also spied Chris message to his parents.

Mixture of both I think. He can definitely take a lot of abuse and it doesn't seem to fizz on him at all.

How did Chris message his parents? missed it..

He wrote hello mum and dad on the chalk board. Was blink and you'd miss it but I rewound it and paused it.

Poor Owen. Constantly thinking about food and knowing 5 stars means a small dinner tonight.

Mike was tapping / rubbing his nose the other day I noticed ! I wondered if it was a sign of some kind?