Masterchef the Professionals: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chapz

Mo's the only one who didn't mess up completely but I actually like all four chefs so far. No utter knobs. In fact the whole competition has been lacking in wankerish knobs.

Ooh excellent. It's the 'me on a plate' round.

I was thinking exactly this, Dogs. Presumably they don’t teach them this stuff - butchery etc - in catering college any more (if they did before, I’m not sure).

Oh good a lecture with dinner.

BALDRICK!!!!!!!!!

Turnip cake for dessert?

Oh god. Turnip.

Turnip !

Turnip malfunction

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many ways of turnip was that? I lost count

Just about to page him myself!

If this starts Ingredient 18 Ways I will be very put out with Tasoula.

Tasoula. Just - no.

She hasn't got a turnip shaped like a thingy.

Sugar - honey. Both sugar 😝

Mo looks very tall…

Ugh mushrooms

Turnip !! static.wikia.nocookie.net/blackadder/images/5/50/Lady_Whiteadder.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120418203838

Was Mo's grandad Aleister Crowley?

My dog thinks the offal hotpot sounds lovely. I do not.

So true. Pisses me off when people try to differentiate between the two

Raw lamb alert !

😂😂

Mushrooms 🤢

Sweet potatoes fondant. Sweet sweet 😳