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Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

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Pebbledashery · 01/11/2022 19:20

Come hither all! Can't wait.

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TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:21

Caravan site ???

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:21

EsmaCannonball · 09/11/2022 21:19

Jeez, now I feel like I've treated green vegetables like an inconsiderate shit all my life. I'm a green vegetable cock-lodger.

You disrespected those peas one too many times

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littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:21

Burger van

Blueberrycreampie · 09/11/2022 21:21

TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:21

Caravan site ???

Excuse me - park!!

RomainingCalm · 09/11/2022 21:21

Ambition to run a restaurant on a caravan park? Pardon.

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:21

Michelin starred butlins

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Halsall · 09/11/2022 21:22

It’s all very well them wincing, but most normal people wouldn’t automatically reach for the blowtorch as a cooking method.

RomainingCalm · 09/11/2022 21:22

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:21

Michelin starred butlins

What a thought!

TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:23

Apologies Blueberry. Either way it was still a surprise 🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:23

I bet Anna is a hoot on a night out

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:23

It’ll be an artisan caravan site.

viques · 09/11/2022 21:23

RomainingCalm · 09/11/2022 21:21

Ambition to run a restaurant on a caravan park? Pardon.

Pizza three ways.

littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:23

Blowtorching a fish. Pah. That’s not cooking

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:24

Those lips. Just no.

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Blueberrycreampie · 09/11/2022 21:24

TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:23

Apologies Blueberry. Either way it was still a surprise 🤣🤣

😂

Halsall · 09/11/2022 21:24

Ooops. Fish nightmare.

HMSSophia · 09/11/2022 21:24

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:24

Those lips. Just no.

You mean they're not normal??

TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:25

Dear oh dear 😅

fourquenelles · 09/11/2022 21:25

Put your tongue back in your head Greggggggggggggg

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:25

Oh dear.. I believe we call that look clueless

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Mercedesbenz2022 · 09/11/2022 21:25

This girl looks nervous doesn’t she

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:25

Oh shit, she’s never touched a fish before has she?

Theeyeballsinthesky · 09/11/2022 21:25

Oh dear 😬😬 she looks like she’s never seen a kitchen….

littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:25

Cmon lass do it

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:26

Theeyeballsinthesky · 09/11/2022 21:25

Oh dear 😬😬 she looks like she’s never seen a kitchen….

Haha this made me laugh out loud 😅

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