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Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

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Pebbledashery · 01/11/2022 19:20

Come hither all! Can't wait.

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Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:14

What a pile of shite 😅

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littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:15

They are all good at the wee bits of this and that on top

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:15

nokidshere · 09/11/2022 21:13

I normally just follow all your comments (very entertaining) but have I missed something? Why is gregg not tasting the food in the skills test this time?

I hadn’t noticed! Is he back on WW?

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:15

Wish I could chop like that

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Halsall · 09/11/2022 21:15

I’m already cringing for the - very expensive - fish now…..

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:16

This is going to bamboozle them!

RomainingCalm · 09/11/2022 21:16

DH is very upset that 'one portion' isn't just the whole fish.

viques · 09/11/2022 21:16

If only they had asked Chris to make a glossy sauce, or an eggshell garnish……..

evening everybody, hope everyone is well.

jay55 · 09/11/2022 21:17

I wouldn't have known how to make the sauce but I think most people could have made the ravioli given the pasta dough was done.

Think I should be an award winning head chef. Wink

Sunbird24 · 09/11/2022 21:17

I love trout, especially with toasted flaked almonds

TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:17

Evening all. I've been away but have been watching on catch up. So we reckon Gregg is back on WW ?

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:18

Charred... Burnt

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littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:18

Oh yuck. Gassing it. Ffs cook it

viques · 09/11/2022 21:18

Oh that poor fish!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:18

Oh bollox, wild garlic is the ingredient du jour. that means the woods will be stripped by foragey wankers next spring.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2022 21:18

That looks so pretty.

Halsall · 09/11/2022 21:18

He does look very skinny about the legs, I must say, Dogs. Not that I've been trying took at him very much, you understand.

EsmaCannonball · 09/11/2022 21:19

Jeez, now I feel like I've treated green vegetables like an inconsiderate shit all my life. I'm a green vegetable cock-lodger.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2022 21:19

He’s a bit...normal.

littlbrowndog · 09/11/2022 21:19

EsmaCannonball · 09/11/2022 21:19

Jeez, now I feel like I've treated green vegetables like an inconsiderate shit all my life. I'm a green vegetable cock-lodger.

🤣🤣

Sunbird24 · 09/11/2022 21:20

I’m glad there are 3 bits of fish on her dish

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:20

Maybe not 😅

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TheDogsMother · 09/11/2022 21:20

I'm quite liking Anna. Monica is obviously the best but Anna is really embracing the facial expressions.

Pebbledashery · 09/11/2022 21:20

This guy could send me to sleep

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nokidshere · 09/11/2022 21:21

Maybe the producers realised he doesn’t actually know anything useful?

Haha true enough! But Marcus didn't taste her trout either? I'm sure they all used to taste all the dishes

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