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Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

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Pebbledashery · 01/11/2022 19:20

Come hither all! Can't wait.

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Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:27

littlbrowndog · 03/11/2022 21:26

Nutrture kidneys 🤣

I know, pretentious twat!

Halsall · 03/11/2022 21:28

What was that she said about blood and sweat? I’d prefer not to have those in my food, thanks.

GrouchyKiwi · 03/11/2022 21:28

Gregg is such an idiot.

littlbrowndog · 03/11/2022 21:29

Cripes the chit chat

ilovesooty · 03/11/2022 21:30

Marcus has taken against her.

GrouchyKiwi · 03/11/2022 21:30

Those kidneys are terrifying.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/11/2022 21:31

Halsall · 03/11/2022 21:28

What was that she said about blood and sweat? I’d prefer not to have those in my food, thanks.

I thought they were the two new must have ingredients.
only p,ace for kidneys is in meat and tater pie.
and evening chuffs.

MomwasCasual · 03/11/2022 21:31

Joining in, unfashionably late to the party (because had to watch on catch up yesterday).

LOVE Anna Haugh- have met her and she's lovely. But still missing Mon and her Botter.

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:32

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:27

She looks capable - should be able to handle a couple of kidneys.

I was wrong. 😑

Pebbledashery · 03/11/2022 21:32

I like Anna but she needs a better foundation.

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viques · 03/11/2022 21:33

The rack of lamb of doom!!!!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/11/2022 21:33

Is Gregg wearing ....skinny jeans? 😮

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:34

Pebbledashery · 03/11/2022 21:32

I like Anna but she needs a better foundation.

As in make up? You'd think the MUAs would sort her out.

Pebbledashery · 03/11/2022 21:34

Raw rack of lamb do we think?

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EsmaCannonball · 03/11/2022 21:34

I think I've just espied a rack of lamb!!!!!

fourquenelles · 03/11/2022 21:34

Pebbledashery · 03/11/2022 21:32

I like Anna but she needs a better foundation.

She does have the look of Truly Scrumptious as someone mentioned yesterday though.

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:35

Do not fancy cassava.

EsmaCannonball · 03/11/2022 21:35

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/11/2022 21:33

Is Gregg wearing ....skinny jeans? 😮

Skinny jeans or jeans that are skinny on Gregg?

Halsall · 03/11/2022 21:35

I thought for a moment she said 'The urucum came out of my grandma'…..

Daring early use of the Brazilian Nan card there.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/11/2022 21:36

fourquenelles · 03/11/2022 21:34

She does have the look of Truly Scrumptious as someone mentioned yesterday though.

That was meeeeee! But now I’m thinking Bob in Blackadder goes forth.

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:36

His chicken shop experience coming in handy!

Pebbledashery · 03/11/2022 21:36

She needs a lighter foundation that matches her skin tone.. Too heavy and too orange... (former make up artist speaking)

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jay55 · 03/11/2022 21:36

Nan as a provider of ingredients is much better than a dead nan.

Halsall · 03/11/2022 21:37

Sheesh, tonka bean again. Yawwwwwn.

Blueberrycreampie · 03/11/2022 21:37

Halsall · 03/11/2022 21:35

I thought for a moment she said 'The urucum came out of my grandma'…..

Daring early use of the Brazilian Nan card there.

Also her nan's pud - why not just get Nan to do it?

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