MAFS spoiler thread.

[marmiteadict]

As the current thread is restricted only to discussing what is actually happening on the show, I thought I'd set up a spoiler thread where Instagram posts, Daily Mail articles etc are allowed to be discussed.

In no way is this meant to replace the main thread and discussions about the show. Just so that comments that are not allowed are able to be discussed.

Yeah that was mad. That would be The Ick and done

Im a 14

I bet she's a good 2 stone lighter than me

🐱

So hard to tell, am way bigger!

Why is Kwame
Laughing

Totes inappropriate

She’s petite. Probably 10-12. I’m a 10 with a little belly.

Onto K&K… he’s LAUGHING at her story. Awful man. Why isn’t she running from this disaster? It’s embarrassing.

She needs to stay to the end
For max exposure

She already has an agent and is hoping for some advertising £££ after this

I hope that is the case vs the alternative and she thinks this is anything but a joke to him

she said she fell preggo at 15 and he put his head in hand

Dick

Isn't jordan just being sensible?

Anyone remember what job Zoe does? I think Jenna has a shop but can't remember!

I’m pretty sure she was on a construction site in the first episode

Zoe's a quantity surveyor

Jenna's got one of those green eco friendly shops where you bring your own containers and get pasta and rice refills, organic veg etc etc. I'd be moving to Blackpool no problem, lovely to be by the sea

He's going to grill the fuck out of him.

This is so awkward. I am cringing at this conversation.

God almighty. They couldn't make it any plainer. They don't care what he is like - he could be the nicest man ever, but he doesn't earn enough to be worthy to them.

It feels really unnatural. I think they've been told to 'grill' him

Jenna’s house was lovely, nicer than Zoe’s.

Yeah, really not keen on Thomas’ mom.

Clearly she enables any stroppy behaviour

How long until George goes all paranoid over Jose and April's friendship?

Don't think George is keen on Jose or he being close to another man

I give it 5 minutes….🤣

Presumably Jose is gay. Surely George can't be threatened by him!

George is threatened by a wet fart, nevermind a living, breathing man, however gay.

Tomorrow night....HOW THE FUCK are we still on homestay shit
WTF tatt said he loved twit?
WHOOHOOOO Thomas goes to gas mark 10 again!

Just double checking I'm on the right thread before I hit post 😂