MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

[TitsInAbsentia]

On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

That 4 heartbeats thing sounds so cringe. I bet he made it up in advance

Watt

His hair's normal here.

With a silent T on the front?

I’m still catching up and watched the ‘two new weddings’ and ‘two new honeymoons’ episodes tonight.

I mention this because my bullshit detector started blaring as soon as I listened to Sophie describing her amazing tech career in Manchester, as ‘head of channel’, ‘global head of channel’ or ‘head of partnerships’ or whatever.

It isn’t difficult to find out where she works, and the lowdown on the company she works at. She is a massive bullshitter. Pretending to be some sort of senior tech executive, earning a mint of money and shopping and living in central Manchester using her earnings. No, she isn’t. I will post the details later.

TOOTHPASTE DID UOU SEE THR TOOTHPASTE

Which is worse?
Sneery Whitney or Giggly Whitney?

@Sunbird24 🤣. I can't hear it without Tom's accent!

So did Whit N Twat get it on or not?

If not, we've all been cheated 🙄

Harsh!

Do spill the job beans, I wanna know

You're not fake because you don't share details of your relationship, April. You're fake because you tell lies.

Why are they all in bathrobes???

Johnathan is digging digging a bigger hole.

Bloody hell!

I can’t stand how April does the little quiet voice, twisting her hands and looking down all the time when she’s playing the victim.

George is being a bit two faced going in on Thomas isn’t he considering he keeps going to his and Adrian’s apartment to moan about April.

Pound shop Naomi Campbell 🤣🤣🤣

There is honest and there is brutal.

Chilling getting ready for the dinner party?

@Iamthewombat probably best putting it over on the spoiler thread instead, some people might not want to know until later

George is genuinely ugly. I hate that he's called George because that's my son's name

Give it a rest

WTF April got on ??

For a second I though April was hiding behind a plant. Then I realised it was her dress..!

April's dressed as either a butterfly or a posh birthday present

I agree this spoiler thing is getting out of hand. My post got taken down earlier because I talked about something shown in the ‘next time’ clip shown last night!