I’ve just binged and caught up.
• Chanita and Jordan: I didn’t think it was so dramatic if she thought he exhibited traits of someone with ADHD. He seemed really triggered by it. Isn’t Chanita a health care professional? Anyway, I think they’ll make it to the end and then split. Her outfit the other day was awful!!!
• Jenna and non- Vegan: so boring. Honestly the ixperts suck. No way will they make it. It does bother me how those with the ‘stricter’ viewpoints try to convert others.
• April and George: fuckinggg hell is April a fake ass POS. She has a wonderful figure and face but her personality is so so ugly. She defo shit stirred with Chanita and then blamed Jess. She’s horrid. Such a victim.
• Whitney and Duka: I feel so sorry for Duka. Whitney was horrible from day one. Duka does come across unattached and unbothered but it seems like he’s just exhausted by it all. Not sure what he’s still doing there - is it for the clout?
• Tomas and Adrian: fuckinghellllll. Thomas is like my dream buddy, but as a partner? Fuck that for a bowl of coco pops. Poor Adrian.
• Kasia and Kwame: honestly this poor guy just wanted to plug his podcast and instead he got lumbered with this sexpest Kasia. She is all about being a ‘boss bitch’ but please, you’re nothing but a beg. And it seems like Kwame smashed. And he’ll dash. And she’ll cry.
• Sophie and Johnathan: they look great together, but won’t last. Too different in lifestyles.
• Matt and the actual sex pest Gemma: fuuuuccccckkkkiiiiinnngggg hell. Gemma sweetheart, your ‘banter’ makes my body squirm and you better believe if it was a bloke saying this, they’d be removed from the show for inappropriateness. I mean Matt is a huge walking, talking, aggressive, POS red flag but Gemma is grating. She’s so desperate. She doesn’t learn and they both just need to leave.
• Jess and PJay: Jess was a huge bitch to PJay - she was honest yes but made him feel like he was a piece of crap. Ironic seeing as she was the one who came across really trashy.
• Lara and Richie: thank heavens Lara ditched that man child.
Ixperts, find another job - you guys are shit.