MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

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On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

Ingredients required:
Sid from Ice Age
A man-sized Kleenex

Matt is Whitney's bit of rough

Oh look at this completely natural conversation. Much real. Much authentic.

How has Whitney come to be alone w Matt? The situation has been engineered by producers

They are like dog circling each other, and she's on heat

Oh god, can just see Whitney's rock hard fake tits rebounding off Matt's solid chest and across the room

Oh so natural ft boob explosion and mum comments.

Just happened to end up alone in front of the cameras having this conversation…

This is the most lively Titney has been all this time.

She has changed herself??????????????????????????? Where?

If you're a true pro, when you're dabbing your eyes, you poke yourself in the eyeball to make it go red and teary.

If you want anymore acting tips from a failed actress, y'all know where to find me.

And she always calls Duka kid

Thomas is definitely the one who called Chanita a bitch, isn't he? 😂

If this is you shrunken then I'd hate to see WhitXXL

April and George are both ridiculous but chanita gets my back up too. I think she’s a shit stirrer and a ‘mean girl’ behind people’s back. Also her little ‘I saw a vibe between you and Matt’ to Whitney - with Gemma sitting right there 🙄

I don’t get what’s happening between Jonathan and Sophie. Is he saying he doesn’t fancy her?

As for Duca - utterly ridiculous. It’s flogging a dead horse and he keeps saying ‘I don’t give up’. There’s nothing there mate!!

Eek

Who even speaks like that??? I appreciate you? That's some Instagram worthy bullshit.

Tomorrow's kiss looks so natural.......

Ew, he looked like he was going to bite her then

No. April 1000%

Matt's pupils are proper dilated talking to Whitney 👀

Duka just doesn’t want to go home - he wants his full 15 mins of fame!

100%

OMG

I can't see any happiness in any of this lot by the end.

Eurgh, Tatt's vest is making me feel sick

Who "secretly" snog's in the middle of a bridge when there are tons of trees all around to duck under!