MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

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On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

Here comes Tiny Tears

I’m watching a bit of Aussie Gold Hunters, less stressful

Go Thomas Go Thomas! He's right

Love how she just turns the victim!

This will never be resolved

April is unbelievably fake!

Well that escalated quickly! Wow Thomas really can't let it go, can he??

Man, she can turn on the tears quickly!

She's soooooo fake. Chanita can see it too now

I'm still hoping the loo scene will be shown at the reunion..

Correction. She can twist her face into a grinace quickly, but she can't push a single tear out.

True!

Just saw on Twitter that Matt The T(w)att has been on Naked Atraction! Bit hypocritical of him to say G is vulgar...

Urgh, was he the nude or the chooser?

No way, has he?

Goes through episodes to evaluate the size of his viking cucumber

His friend was a contestant. Matt was just in the interview bit where he was talking about the friend.

Didn't someone say he was only in the background or a friend?

Jenna has stolen my shih-tzu's hairstyle.

I love Thomas 😂 no bullshit from that lad 👍🏻

@dillite You're right. Not a single tear.

I can think of one thing more bloody ja-ah-ar-ring, Whitney

Yes, this

What are these two bickering about?

Omg yes! I've been trying to find words to describe it.

Twist face. Put fingers under your eyes. Dab hanky towards tear duct. Put face between your hands and shudder shoulders.

Fake cry 101