MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

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On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

I don’t think anyone has ever thought April is genuine. She’s a pro on these shows.

We have no idea. But given that George was also in that hot tub and went to get drinks (according to his account) presumably he does understand the context.

Welcome to reality TV. Remember Nasty Nick?

Maybe George googled her date of birth to check she was telling the truth about her age? Because she's supposed to be 32 but looks mid 40's to me!

It simultaneously made me feel sick and sealed my vagina shut in one swift second

How much would it cost them? I doubt they have to pay anything for the wedding

Just catching up.

I can't bear George. I was in a relationship with a guy like that and it was exhausting. He was always delving into my past and making out like I was a slut for having been with other people, or a liar for not telling him everything.

Also Witney. She is making out like she's the victim but she has treated Duka like absolute shit. The poor guy can't do anything right. He has t he patience of a saint.

I'm just thinking about his story about the restaurant. The poor other diners. Matt talking with his mouth full. Gemma doing her When Harry Met Sally with a sausage (other items of food may have been used - yet again we don't know!). Everyone must have heaved a sigh of relief when they left.

Glad I've found this thread. You're all saying what I've been thinking.

Gemma is soooo vulgar. The comments at the wedding about sitting on Matt's face, and he will have to get used to the taste of fish - wtf! Does she even give a moment's thought to the fact this will stay online and her kids will see it one day? It really isn't 'humour'. I get the impression she thought she'd 'get married' and it would give her access to non-stop sex from day one. She seems to associate sex with being loved, and if you aren't having sex then there's no relationship.

I'm disliking Matt more and more. He eats like a pig and for some reason when I look at him I think of a viking. Just needs the hat with the horns on it to be complete.

Don't even get me started on George. So, so controlling.

Can't say I like any of the couples this year, and can't imagine any of them will stay together. Frustrated too with the format of just dinner parties and commitment ceremonies and not seeing them actually doing anything.

Perhaps like a lot of us he didn't believe she was only 32. pass the saucer of milk.

Seriously I agree that he could be dangerous

Missed this sorry!

If I was 32, I wouldn't even be pretending I wanted to take on 4 DCs.

@MelodyPondsMum I think you mean 4 heartbeats 😉🤣

Possibly we're all reading George wrong, and he's trying to hint that he's an alien?

it's so icky! Honestly, these programmes make me think I must be the most unromantic person ever. I would hate someone talking about heartbeats, singing to me, writing poems for me, (yy I know I wrote a poem last night but that was a joke - joke poems and serious poetry are fine - tacky 'love' poetry - bleurgh)

@MelodyPondsMum I think I would fully embody Whitney (not Houston) at that point and cringe and eye roll my way through it all 🤣 I'm not very romantic either it seems!

Nor me. I hate sloppiness.

I genuinely think having to watch Belinda dance for Patrick at their wedding would have killed me in embarrassment.

I agree. A lot more going on than we’re witness to!

I’ve been with someone who behaves just like George. The constant accusing you of looking at other men. Watching your every move on social media. Walking on eggshells around him. I put up with it for years, because you know he’d been cheated on before etc, it was bound to take time to build his trust….yada yada yada….(and ironically it transpired he’d cheated on people previously himself, so not quite the victim he’d painted himself out to be and more likely projecting his own behaviour onto me).

Watching George I recognised every behaviour he displayed. And being with someone like that is so so draining emotionally.

April is not the brightest and does herself no favours at times, but I can understand why she’s reluctant to give every detail etc with him. Because I guarantee even if she’d told him every little detail, he would’ve still found an issue and reacted in the exact same way.

I'm disliking Matt more and more. He eats like a pig and for some reason when I look at him I think of a viking. Just needs the hat with the horns on it to be complete.

First thing I said when I saw him is “dude looks like a Viking” 😂😂

Apparently George found his wife in (his) bed with a dad from their kids school. That's quite a betrayal!

I wonder if the person George was accusing April of making eyes at is on the show too, be interesting to watch the group bits and see if we can spot anything, although with the shot editing it’s highly unlikely!

What?

Last series a bride did a contemporary dance for her groom in front of all the guests. I couldn’t have watched that either.

Did we see Gemma & Matt in the restaurant or only tear from him how she was behaving?