MAFSUK7 thread 3...NO SPOILER THREAD...Tom's eyebrows wagging, Gemma not shagging and Jenna is...still a vegan.

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On to the next thread...please don't post anything on here that hasn't been shown on the telly box, or hint at there being something 'out there' on insta or the daily snail cause we'll have to report it and get it removed so as not to ruin any surprises that are around the corner, despite this season being of little surprise so far. Those that want more gossip and info will find it without guidance!
Sheldoninabsentia...but hoping for a return....

Link to previous thread www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4634003-mafsuk7-i-closed-my-eyes-drew-back-the-curtains-to-see-for-certain-adrians-coupon-far-far-away-someone-was-gobbing-off?page=20&reply=120181989

@QueSyrahSyrah 😂 I'll stick to quids for mine. Although handing over a damp paper poem to a rain drenched pizza bloke would be tempting.

Make your wish list the opposite of what you actually want.
You'll get it.

I cannot imagine George at Rugby, he cries at the drop of a hat. Why does April have to tell him everything? I think if she smiled at the postman he would be crying and demanding she tells him why she did that, the comment about 5 heartbeats was sick making!

I really miss when they used to have proper experts from every angle. Vicars, psychologists etc etc

I do feel like killing my cat most days... so that can be arranged.

I do have a dead father, grandparents on both sides. My hamster died a few years ago. That should qualify me, surely?

I reckon with the hamster you might just get in!

Oh yes. The wish list. What shall we include? Obviously must be tall, rich, preferably single, no kids. Not pick his nose at dinner table.

I could sign up but as my parents have both sadly died I have no one to make the big reveal to. This may discount me but could be a heartstrings drama. I'm conflicted....

Yeah this is my annoyance.

Her past relationships/dating history is really none of his business!

It's like he's trying to dig up dirt to catch her out and prove he's right to be insecure.

I've applied 😂

Tall, dark and no facial hair for me. I'd probably get a bearded 5ft 5 match

We will be your family to break the news to! We can even act all shocked.

😆I cannot imagine George at Rugby, he cries at the drop of a hat

Hahaha. My 2 DS regularly come home studded, with aching ribs, battered noses...George must be lying about playing rugby.

Words by Kwame

No no no no no no
Feather tickler?
Oh go on then

RRP £9.99

I'm wishing April would grow a pair and tell him her past relationships are fuck all to do with George and he can like that or lump it .

Cmon girl !

No you haven't?!

I actually have . Got my id number . I won't get through obvs! But I'm game .

Thanks @dillite. I'm sobbing into my hanky from your kindness 😄

What the fuck is on my telly?

Urgh Major red flags with George, he’s so intense and needy, if she doesn’t want to spend her life being constantly accused of cheating or have her past relationships brought up then she needs to run!

I think Whitney wants a ‘bad boy’. She doesn’t know how to do a relationship with someone who seems chilled and nice.

Brilliant!!

I did my short audition video with no make up on and a dog on my face .
They ain't gonna pick me although my pic is a good one ! Scrubbed up .

A wonky dick?

Two very strange looking titties when I dared to look up!

That's what I have been saying about Whitney. She doesn't know how to be treated well.