MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

@HandbagsnGladrags

Me! Im with you

That didn't actually happen while Thomas walked off. Very bad editing.

Jenna is wearing a hat and we see Jenna walk off to comfort Thomas. Then it cuts to April making it seem like she said that as Thomas walked off. But if you look close you can see a blurry hat wearing Jenna in the background 🧐

New guy Matt is not going to appeal to many people

I want a wee shot of that banner.

I reckon Lionel has got a quick release for the strings of his guitar and has made merry with the sound hole more than once.

And sings ‘you’re beautiful’ to his meat an veg.

F me, properly mumsnetty spat my tea out at that 😂

Sophie and Jonathan

They're a match because they're both single ??
Were they the only two available?

Ah I've found you all. KwaMeMe was giving definite negging vibes when he was pep talking the 'lads'. Every episode I think I couldn't like him less but then he does something else that makes him seem like the MAFS version of Andrew Tate

Lionel and Lara was a surprise but I'm glad they decided to stop playing.

I kind of get why Thomas was annoyed at Adrian. The Fakril/Chanita drama wasn't his fault and he walked away when Chanita called people over but Adrian acted like Thomas brought the drama.

Chanita's halo is slipping both with the ADHD comment and by cuddling up to Fakril on the couch. Although I loved that when she walked, her husband walked with her. KwaMeMe was hoping to create some conflict in their relationship and it didn't work.

I don't know how I feel about Whitney and Duka possibly being the only couple to make it to the end. . . hmm . . .cynical ... that's how I feel

Jenna is so bloody annoying. When Zoe asked why she didn't drink wine all she had to say was 'vegan reasons' not give a TED talk on the composition of non-vegan wine.

Well this is looking promising...

I like both the new pairs and they have potential. Whether that's the potential to get on or the potential to hate each other, only time will tell.

I dislike the posho just for wearing that hideous hat in that atrocious way.

To be fair .. I do love a nice bag of Haribo's

Gemma looks so different with no makeup on.

Matt looks 42 not 32.

Awful tattoos

There's not much empty space left

Matt sees nice but I can’t get past those hideous face tattoos. They are not even nice tattoos.

Tattood cheeks, face is too far

Sophie and Jonathan are going to be a car crash. What were they thinking?

ooooh Mr Haribo. I totally would.

Wardrobe malfunction possible here!

Sophie is 26

She's chatting like she's 46 and achieved everything she can in life and now just needs tje man

When did you finish uni... 4/5 years ago?

I mean 36

But of course Sophie's mum is wearing a plucked bird on her head

Sophie's dad is creepy as fuck

Jonathan has more in common with Matt than he has with Sophie 😄

Oh god Sophie and her family are awful.

Sophie’s mum and dad are just awful snobs, darling, darling, darling!