MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

Yep Kwame was trying to shoulder the responsibility for things moving slowly, 'it's not you, it's me' and Kasia misread it as 'I'll decide what we do and when we do it'.

Adrian looked absolutely drained at the end there. Thomas was all sweetness and light again expecting the Captain to be grateful for him ripping up his 'leave'.

I was surprised at Lionel and Lara calling it quits so soon, she must've made it clear she didn't want to stay beforehand.

Catchyuppy time.

I can’t believe what an absolute cahnt Lionel was. She spoke about what she wanted and he got the hump.

Yet he threw himself on her and dry humped her on that astroturf and she didn’t stomp off all huffy. I know what is worse.

Get yourself on Christmas Love Island - you can play creepy Santa.

He was a bitter twat at the dinner party. And it ain’t hard to see how he has been single since birth.

Not buying Fauxpril’s illness - conveniently avoiding the dinner party.

Tom was probably not the guilty party in Chatshitgate.But that fan? Blockhhh Attackhhhh. Cockhhhh Atwatthhhh.

But I believe him. Fauxpril has spoons for mitts.

Kasia in full wipe clean? Unless you are a messy eater lass then it is a waste.

Honesty box. Not designed to cause conflict my arse.

The vegan thing is important. But so is compromise. The ixperts want their arses kicking.

And Lionel ‘can we chat calmly about it.’ That would have had me unpacking right there and right then.

I like Zoe. I don’t care for Jenna.

Loved the exchange between Tom and Ade. Adrian spoke beautifully.

Kasia darling. He don’t treat you right. But lass you so bloody would have had sex. You practically sat on his face rather than the dining room set.

Waxy wallopers loving George for taking control. I don’t. He made it worse.

Fauxpril will cover her arse. Let us hope it is not in the usual 11 year old’s sized frockhhhhh.

Onto the 2nd commitment ceremony…

Looking forward to tonight!
I'm afraid I'm not buying Thomas. He has shown that he will twist what was said to suit him and I find him quite manipulative. He would probably the sort of friend who would be brilliant fun at a dinner party, but I wouldn't trust him. I believe he and April were probably both bitching, but he enjoys the drama and attention. Poor Adrian, he is being completely thrown under the bus. He was there to find a husband, not a charge. I don't think you could meet a nicer man than Adrian, but Thomas is showing red flags of being abusive.

The vegan queen needs to wind her neck in. It can work if you do not insist on putting your views onto someone else. That is unfair.

Why is KwaMe bothered about a separate apartment? He isn’t INTERESTED. He probably has a wife and three kids at home.
Pop that in your podcast and smoke it.

Jordan is coming across a bit lettucey too. Chanita had no business trying to diagnose him. Words can nip. But they have more they can build on than most.
He looked quietly fuming on that couch and that bothered me. I can’t put my finger on why I’m bothered.
But he is making me itchy.

And KwaMe putting his tuppence in. Annoying that Jordan didn’t tell him to back off.

Cannot believe KwaMe and Kasia are staying.

Jess is a tit. I reckon her and her mam are thinking too far in the future and can’t see a stripper being the daddy of the future wife of Prince George or Louis. Aspirations are fine. She is missing out on a cracker though because they look down on his job. Stupid. Sad. And a bit pathetic.

A forever friendship? Nah blud.

Fauxpril covered her arse well enough. I was wrong though. It was 9 year old’s shorts.

Not here to focus on drama? Feart of getting caught out in a lie are you sweetie? I’d be the same as Thomas in defending my name.
She isn’t worried at all.

Creepy Dod and intimate?
Fully so.

I’m fecking fully being sick in my own mouth.Creepy as. A big fat No fae me.

Duka and Whit?

I’m warming to her. I’m not convinced about him yet. I hope he doesn’t let her down. She needs something beautiful and affirming to happen in her life. She has had enough shite happen to be able to be such a spiky bugger. She wants her spikes grinding down.

Lionel still trying to say that the feelings they have for eachother are strong.

Aye. Right.

I reckon she plucked his strings when she tried to say it wasn’t working for her intumaceh wise. He feels inadequate. That’s what lost him his nip.

Zoe has her own shit in the fridge?
Who are you Jenna? Who do you think you are?Johnny and Amber?
Paul reckons they’ll make it? Nah. Not feeling it.

Thomas gets on my norks with the drama but I heard him on that couch. I was 100% with him.
The only thing I disagreed with is that he took it out on Adrian.

Fauxpril is so coolly haughty about the chattyshittery that I can only think she is more than accustomed to covering her arse.

I like her not.

I think she instigated the shitchat. That said, I do reckon Thomas wasn’t silent and contributed. But that fucker is trying to pin it ALL on him.

Big spoons for hands. And I reckon she is the sort who has several buses coming along at the same time to throw folk under.

All aboard.

Thomas can be very sweet and obviously has loads of charm as people seem very fond of him. But I don't buy it at all. He's a manipulative nightmare who thinks he's had it worse than other people and that gives him the excuse to behave appallingly. I can't see how Adrian could have offered him MORE support than his lovely declaration at the dinner party just the night before.

Thomas's moods are so extreme I suspect he has some sort of condition maybe even bpd.

Anyway it will not last between them. I think Adrian's getting closer and closer to his cut off point.

I was all for Thomas at the start but now I'm starting to see through him. I briefly followed him on Instagram and he said the best contestant to date was nikita jasmine (last years nightmare) to me that makes me think he's all show for the cameras and is looking for fame rather than anything else. Adrian is 100% genuine.

None of these couples really have potential

I have no idea how Lara tolerated the octopus all those days. He was glued onto her and the tentacles just kept reaching. Her face had ick but often her body language was to lean into him or touch him as well. He must be a very touchy feely person and love physical touch to have not shaken hi off and run for the hills long before she did.

April and George are doomed. George seems fed up with the whole process. April is a mess and I am sure she will doa few more things to make George question if he can trust her. George and Lara should get together and give it a go.

Kwame and Kasia are two peas in a pod. They deserve each other and both are sticking around for clout or exposure or whatever. Neither have any genuine interest in anyone other than themselves.

Thomas and Adrien are exhausting. Adrian already looks worn out with circles under his eyes. He needs to be rescued. He is really big on his responsibility in representing the LGB++ community so maybe he feels he really needs to give it his all and make Thomas look as good as possible?

Jenna and Zoe - there seems to be something wrong with their edit. They can't possibly only have one conversation over and over and over and over. They have two completely different lifestyles and their personalities don't match either.

Chanita and Jordan - I guess they have the best chance of anyone but I don't think they are a good match. Chanita's constant pecking at him over little things that annoy her already will only magnify with time. Everything about him will irritate her soon.

Duka and Whitney. I don't even know what is happening there. They must have medicated her or something. Or sent in her twin.

Two new couples - rich and poor will be a repeat of Jess and PJ - she will look down on him and his lower class life and it will kill any possiblity of attraction. Tattoo couple - who knows yet. Don't have a feel for them.

Adrian is an absolute peach with the patience of a saint.

I'm a bastard when I’m hurting but I’m not about the drama. I just retreat. I get that he is hurting but with all the drama and the flouncing? He is magnifying his own hurt. It doesn’t help others and it isn’t helping him.

Damaged folk shouldn’t be on this. It is cruel to exploit folk.

Thomas also said he was drinking a lot while filming and taking medication and the combination cotributed to his emotional outbursts. He is now sober according to his instagram.

Who's completely not buying the Whitney turnaround? You don't go from being totally horrid to reasonable in the blink of an eye.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard that’s exactly what I think about the Thomas/April drama, I’m sure they were having a right old bitch in the toilet but if you had a mutual bitch about someone you wouldn’t expect the other person to walk straight out and blow you up. I think some of his outburst is because he thought April was his friend and she threw him under the bus and that’s triggered him. But it’s not right that when he’s angry he takes it out on Adrian, I agree. But Adrian could have stood up for him a little bit more, even if it’s just to say ‘look he feels like April is shitting on him from a great height and we don’t really know what was said so it’s not fair to blame it all on him’.

I mean why does Chanita seem to automatically believe April? I don’t like Chanita at all, she belittles Jordan, with the comments like ‘well you need to concentrate’ when he read the honesty box card wrong and checking whether his cleaning was up to her standards. She’s the sly one of this series.

I liked Ritchie at first but my god that man would give you the ick! Even when they were saying they were leaving he was stroking her and playing with her hair!

Jess cut her nose off to spite her face with PJ, she liked him until she heard he was a stripper. She’s lost a gem there but she’s not looking for a man, she’s looking for pound signs.

Vegan warrior is pissing me off. She feels judged??? Imaging someone telling you your wine has been through a fish gut every time you fancied a glass! I think Zoe is really lovely too!

Thomas is a spoilt pita. I don't know how anyone would put up with him for long.

Ritchie is odd and I can understand why he's been single all his life.

April is only after money but doesn't realise she's running out of time to find a sugar daddy. PJ was lovely.

George is nice, I like him.

I'm getting slightly bored with this series.

I meant Jess not April.

I feel a bit cheated. I feel like we're missing out on a lot behind the scenes. Where's the substance? One game of footie & back on the sofa. One dinner & back on the sofa. Am I wrong? Why does the Aussie version feel so much better?

Personally, the only one left I would marry is Zoe. Adrian might have been in the mix but he is all musical theayterrr and I’m not that. Not that I am the type for either of them. (I would have liked Pjay but he begone)

The males left are the ones left at the end of the night, trying to pick up women in the taxi queue, making jokes about tits in their quests for their Nat.

No thank you.

So very glad to see the back of Lionel the limpet. That Lara will still be looking as though she’s had cupping two years from now.

George and Jordan both seem like good guys so far.

Isn’t it funny how we see things differently musings?

To me, they have something that gives me the fear. The latter only recently so. Former? Pretty early on and my opinion hasn’t changed.

As for Lionel, the touching seemed entitled, almost as though she was his to do with as he pleased. and aye that is creepy to me too.

But Dod is far more creepy to me. And I’m waiting for wee J to turn.

@orangeisthenewpuce I agree

Thomas is a massive PITA , I could not be doing with all that attention seeking drama

Jenna love - bore off
April - nah
Kasia- keep to the script
Jordan .. grow up a wee bit
KwaME.. oh please fuck off

Playing shag, marry, avoid:
Shag - Pjay, for obvious reasons!
Marry - Zoe, I'm not gay but she is fab. Very likeable, very together.
Avoid - The whole bloody rest of them! The only likeable ones so far, apart from Zoe, are Lara (but speaks like an LA Therapist) and Adrian (but curtains!)

I agree completely PIAWC

Shag : George. He's the one I find most physically attractive.

Marry : Zoe. I've got half a leg of lamb in the fridge and I'm happy to share it.

Avoid : Everyone else except Adrian, I'd like him to be my new BFF please if that can be a new category.

The pickings are slim for sure... but compard to Richie, Whitney, Kwame, Kasia, Thomas, Jess, April, etc..... George and Jordan are near the best of the male batch. I would agree Zoe and Lara are near the top of the female batch as decent people.

I do wonder how George's ex wife feels about him faffing about on TV with Ms Truth or Dare while she is at home with the four kids, start of the school year, and you know managing life! Maybe it is a really good paycheck from this? Anyone know how much they get? I googled a bit and they don't seem to get much attention or opportunities post show - numbers on social media are pretty low too. Definitely not the exposure of Big Brother or Love Island.

I am handing over my "you are a bad person and you should feel bad" banner back to you 😂

I don't understand why the experts have got it so wrong! These couples are falling out at the wedding ffs!