MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

Gemma seems to have misinterpreted this as a proper marriage - she can’t understand why if they are married why he doesn’t want to have sex with her. It doesn’t seem to have dawned on her that they are strangers and it’s a TV show not true love instantly!

I mean who introduces themselves to a stranger by saying ‘I’ve got one hell of a blow job’!!

Gemma needs help. She's so deluded poor girl

😂you beat me to it! I saw it after I posted!

So are the experts leading us to have a conclusion?

We said it looks like a judges wig

Tit4Tat

Yes the judges wig

Yuck

This exactly it. She seems to have forgotten that they are strangers, not a real couple in a relationship. I wonder whether all she knows are the drunk lads down the pub that will finger you in the toilets before so kuch as asking your name? Her entire self-worth seems to be dependent on sex.

Gemma's obviously accustomed to Men lapping it up when she launches herself at them, yet hasn't made the connection that the good ones don't stick around when they realise that all she brings to a relationship is enthusiastic blow jobs.

She's not the sharpest pair of scissors in the salon is she?

So back to bitch gate, I just checked the bit in unveiled where AJ mentions it and Jess' name def doesn't come up. I think April has just checked her under the bus...probably saying Jess and not Lara as no-one would believe it was Lara. I expect Jess will have something to say about that on her insta!

Hopefully the ixperts will discuss it with her tomorrow. She's not listening to Matt. Although he does seem pretty unpleasant to her.

It would have been hilarious if April had been honest 'What's wrong, April?' 'There's someone younger, prettier and nicer than me now!!!!'

Could someone give me a quick run down of the problem between Thomas ,April and social worker girl please? Do we actually know?

So is there a big reveal of some sort planned for Thursday? Last series, wasn't the commitment ceremony always on a Thursday at the end of the week? Last week when it was Wednesday I thought that was to leave space for the new couples on the Thursday slot. So if that's tomorrow what's planned for Thursday this week?

No we don’t actually
know.

Something was said in the toilets about Chanita. No one knows what exactly. I don’t even know who was bitching- April and Thomas? Both accused the other.

I cannot stand Matt. I get where he is coming from totally, but he's got such a hideous way of conveying sentiment or feeling. He just seems like a total tool.

In the same way I can't believe Whitney made it through the vetting process, I also can't believe they let someone as insecure as Gemma on. I think it started off being about sex and has literally morphed into her just wanting any attention from Matt to validate how she feels. He's clearly not into her based on how overt she was on the wedding day and they both seem to get quite drunk and cannot control their tongues.

April is threatened by Sophie. I also think she's the instigator of everything and she's blamed Jess because the latter is an easy target now she's gone.

Serious fucking props to Adrian, who is by far my favourite. He has such a genuine soul and wants to help Thomas tame the volatile side which I think comes from a place of deep insecurity. The moment with them on the sofa was so sincere and kind.

Kwame will be fucked off he literally had zero air time this episode 😂

I've just watched on All4 and pay for no ads - and there were no ads! All over in 42mins 😜

You posted while it was being shown - I think if you watch "live" then you will see the ads. It can't play out in All4 faster than it would on E4 (if that makes sense). So watch 10 (or just after once it's loaded up) and you'll get no breaks.

Watching tonight, I thought Adrian is a Saint, Whitney's boobs were so round and April is fake. As for Gemma, she is one crude woman. If we saw Matt talking to her like that, OfCom would be inundated with complaints. I like him but think he needs to lay off the drink and keep his wits about him.

Still making my mind up about Sophie and Chip.

No we don't know. And I can't believe that this off camera event that no one saw is now dominating a third episode. It's really poor TV.

April.is a total fanny: attention-seeking and full of the drama, and cold towards Sophie as she's threatened. Cow.

Gemma really annoys me- she's too damaged and dependent upon male attention, but Matt gives off an awful vibe: controlling and a grade A arsehole.

I 💜 Adrian (Thomas too).

Were Matt and Whitney actually "vibing", as we now apparently call it, or did I imagine it? 😲

That's the way the camera was posting us. I'm thinking we, the audience, are being taken for a ride. The editing decides the story rather than the events.

*pointing us

Maybe we are the experiment?

Very true @JellyBeanFactory, we know well enough now that what we see is a twisted version of what actually happened.

True

And more direction from the experts pointing it out. I’d rather events unfurl and allow us to work out the story rather than being directly led.

😂

Oh that's odd,I thought I was being a bit dense by missing what the beef was 🤣